Hi, we are Bleeding Palm. The horrible people commissioned by the Borscht Corporation to create a satirical short film about Chris Bosh. If you are already confused, here's a comprehensive guide to understanding whatever this is.
Because we are dead inside and have so many feelings to share with the world, we also made this companion website for the film:
We threw an event in honor of Bosh and the work:
We were convinced that only a few people would enjoy a psychedelic arty cartoon about a professional athlete.
But somehow people IRL and on The Internet loved it:
And John from Hollywoodashellhoops.com asked “who's has been surviving off of drinking bleach and codeine long enough to create something like this?”
John, that would be us:
And those terrible people at the Borscht Corp have commissioned us to create another episode! Right?
We had hoped to make an episode last year, but everyone involved with the project either vanished or fell into a dark place.
We have written a new script that continues the epic story and answers important questions of our time like:
- Why did LeBron James REALLY leave the Miami Heat?
- Why is everyone always yelling at Mario Chalmers?
- What propels the dark nature of man towards self destruction?
- Why did Shuckers bar collapse during the 2013 playoffs?
- Why did Mike Miller play a game with one shoe?
- Why do I feel so alone?
We want to share it with you. However, we can’t do that without your help. While Borscht is providing us with some of our needs and Bleeding Palm is ready to draw and animate with every waking moment we have, we cannot complete the story alone.
We need money to pay for: green paint, chihuahua trainers, chihuahua sized Miami Heat jerseys, costs of materials, studio time, and other things we can't get for free.
By helping us, you could be in the cartoon, or maybe you could own something unique designed by us, like these things:
Maybe you would like a personalized animated gif.
Risks and challenges
We will probably get sued again.
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