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Last updated September 18, 2019

"B**** Please!"

Welcome to "B**** Please!", a game where the goal is to make all the other players your B****. When everyone is your B****, you win.

"B**** Please!"

Welcome to "B**** Please!", a game where the goal is to make all the other players your B****. When everyone is your B****, you win.

$500
pledged of $10,000pledged of $10,000 goal
19
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Wed, September 18 2019 9:10 PM UTC +00:00
Last updated September 18, 2019

About

Hi everybody. Have you ever wanted to establish dominance over your peers? Have you just wanted to be a total b**** to your friends? Well now you can! Welcome to B**** Please!, a party game where the goal is to make all the other players your b****. When everyone is your b****, you win!

Playing the game is simple. Everyone starts out with four cards and you take turns drawing, playing cards, and reacting to other people's cards. Use action cards to claim b****s, draw cards, and mess with other b****s. Play reaction cards to prevent other b****s from messing with you and your b****s. There are also occupation cards which are used to determine what kind of b**** you are. 

So if you wanna be the coolest b**** in town back our Kickstarter and help make B**** Please! a reality!

  • For 4 - 10 players
  • 30 - 60 minutes per-game

What's Inside the Box:

 The game includes 120 cards total. There are 5 different types of cards in the game. The type of cards can be distinguished by the color of each card’s title. There are  ♧ Green, ☆ Red, ♢ Blue, ♡ Pink  & ♤ Purple  cards. (Different color cards also have corresponding suits for all you color blind b*****s out there ;)

 Action Cards: ☆ Red & ♧ Green cards are action cards. On your turn you may play one action  card from your hand. 

  •  ♧ Green cards (57): Green cards make up the majority of the deck. Different green cards do different things. Green cards can be used to claim b*****s, draw cards, and mess with other players
  •  ☆ Red cards (10):  Red cards are specifically the "☆ B**** Slap!" card. Red cards are just like green cards, but better.

Reaction Cards: ♢ Blue & ♡ Pink cards are reaction cards. Reaction cards can be played at anytime in response to any card. There is no limit to how many reaction cards can be played per-turn.

  •  ♢ Blue cards (27): Blue cards can be played in reaction to other cards. There are many different blue cards, each of which can be used in different situations.
  •  ♡ Pink cards (6): Pink cards are the "♡ B**** Please!" card, because pink is the b*****est color. Pink cards are just like blue cards, but better.  

Occupation Cards:  Occupation cards are used to determine what kind of B**** you are. Each occupation card has a different power that lasts for the entire game.

  •  ♤ Purple cards (10): Purple cards are occupation cards. Whenever you draw an occupation, you must play it immediately, making you that kind of b**** for the rest of the game. 

Player Cards & Player Chips (10): Player cards & chips are used to keep track of who is who's b****. Every player starts off with one player card and a matching chip. When you claim a b****, take that players chip and place it next to your card so that everyone can visibly see who's on top.

 Stretch Goals:

It isn't a kickstarter without stretch goals. Help us go above and beyond our initial $10,000 goal to unlock added futures to the game.

 Social Goals:

Still want more? Help us check off our social goals to unlock more occupation cards. Don't forget to share B**** Please! with all of your friends, acquaintances, and b*****s so that you can unlock complete social goals even faster.

  •  (5/37) Thirsty B****: Thirsty? Completing 4/25 social goals will help quench your thirst, and unlock the "Thirsty B****" card.
  •  (11/37) Gold Diggn' B****:  You don't love me, you're only with doing this for more cards! Complete (11/37) and unlock the "Gold Diggn' B****" card.
  •  (17/37) Thiccc B****: Wow that's a thiccc amount of goals met. Get (17/37) goals complete with 12 C's to unlock the "Thiccc B****" card.
  •  (24/37) Kinky B****: You might be having TOO much fun with these goals. So much fun it's honestly a little kinky. Check off (24/37) goals and unlock the "Kinky B****" card.
  •  (29/37) Alpha B****: What can I say except y'all owned it. Check off (29/37) goals and unlock the "Alpha B****" card.

Learn How to Play with Dino & Horse the Piñatas!

(Dino: The horse on the left; Horse: The turtle on the right)

The Basics:

  • Everyone starts off with 4 cards & a matching player card and chip.
  • The B*****est player goes first (If the group decides that you are the b*****est player, and you argue against them, that is probably clear indication that you are in fact the b*****est player, and therefore you should suck it up and go first. ) 
  • At the start of your turn you draw a card.

 Be Aggressive! - With Action Cards 

(Dino played an action card, making Horse his b****)
(Dino takes horses chip to show the world who's on top)
  •   On your turn you may play one action card from your hand or draw another card.
  • This is your time to be aggressive and claim b*****s, draw cards, and mess with other players.

Defend Yourself! - With Reaction Cards

(Dino played an action card against Horse)
(Horse played a reaction card in response to Dino's action)
(Dino played a reaction in reaction to Horse's reaction)
  •  Use reaction cards to defend yourself from other players or create general mischief.
  • Some reaction cards can be played at anytime, others can only be used in specific circumstances.
  • Don't forget, you can react to other reactions.

Discover Your Inner B****!

Sometimes, being a b**** is a full time job. That's why there are occupation cards so you can work-it like the b**** you are. Occupation cards are used to express what kind of b**** you are. You can be a Basic B****, a Bad-A** B****, a Whinny B**** and many more. Occupation cards each have their own unique power, and last for the entire game. Anytime you draw an occupation card, you must play it face up next to your player card. If an occupation is bad, you may chose to play it in front of one of your b*****s instead. (Yes, you can work more than 1 job ;)

Horse Play Games; About Us:

Hi everyone, thanks for checking out our kickstarter page. We at Horse Play Games are  proud to launch "B**** Please!" as our first product. Being a new company, we acknowledge there are inherent risks and challenges in marketing our first game. Rest assured, we have spent the past year testing and researching to insure the quality of the game. We have play tested the game countless times to make sure we had the most fun, most efficient, most b*****est version of the game possible. As far as printing goes, we have decided to print the game using the services of AdMagic, the same printing company that has printed some of your favorite games "Exploding Kittens", "Unstable Unicorns", and "Cards Against Humanity". With game play and printing figured out all we need now is the funds. We're trying to raise $10,000 to so that we can make this game. All of the funds will be dedicated to product production and retail. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to let us know and we'll get back to you. Thanks again, and don't forget to back our page :)


B**** Please!™                       Horse Play Games ™                   © Ryan K. Hergenreder 2019

Risks and challenges

Hi everyone, thanks for checking out our kickstarter page. We at Horse Play Games are proud to launch "B**** Please!" as our first product. Being a new company, we acknowledge there are inherent risks and challenges in marketing our first game. Rest assured, we have spent the past year testing and researching to insure the quality of the game. We have play tested the game countless times to make sure we had the most fun, most efficient, most b*****est version of the game possible. As far as printing goes, we have decided to print the game using the services of AdMagic, the same printing company that has printed some of your favorite games "Exploding Kittens", "Unstable Unicorns", and "Cards Against Humanity". With game play and printing figured out all we need now is the funds. We're trying to raise $10,000 to so that we can make this game. All of the funds will be dedicated to product production and retail. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to let us know and we'll get back to you. Thanks again, and don't forget to back our page :)

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