Are we spent yet?
By now all of you should have received your proper (and improper) rewards, so contact me if you haven't...and then I can move on to my next evil plan!
I still need to get mailing addys so that I can deliver your goods! Keep 'em cummin' at firstname.lastname@example.org! Or feel the sting of my lash! I mean...don't... Read more
Gathering the booty...as well as the rewards!
Greetings, my bad, bad benefactors...
Just keeping you all a-breast of the progress of this magnum onus...it won't be long now until the mastered disc and graphics are sent to... Read more
2 DAYS LEFT TO PONY UP!
You'd hate to wake up Tuesday and realize you missed your chance. And I'd hate to see anything happen to your pets.
So quit horsing around, give into your dark... Read more
Craving the sting but money's the thing? Well, an offending angel just might help you get the punishment you know you deserve.
An anonymous backer has stepped forward to donate... Read more
Alright, my twisted, if not athletic, supporters - it was already a steal at $500 but you can now get publicly and quite shamefully paddled for a pledge of just... Read more
You lovely, naughty people have allowed me to reach my goal...and now I don't have to sell my bouzouki to pay for the shrink wrap made from the delicately-flayed skins... Read more
Okay, I'm certainly not complaining about another donation, even if my grand total is no longer $666. Because NOW my goal is (are you guys ready for this?)...69% reached! 69!!!!
$666...the Number of the Breast...
At the moment of typing this, this is what we have reached in pledges...Excellent work, my nefarious co-conspirators!!!!
Phase two, and I am purring like a post-orgasmic kitten...
The "other Beth" would be astounded at reaching such success in so little time, but she would have a reason to be astonished...BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE POWER OF... Read more
*Gleefully wrings hands*
HA! This project is only a few hours old, and already I see much potential! My thanks to you pioneering benefactors, and I will see to it that you are... Read more