You know you want this CD. A 19-song collection of dirty, crude, and/or sacrilegious songs. Go ahead...pretend it isn't funny.
The recording is complete...but in order to launch my evil plan, I am gathering funds for the graphic layout and CD duplication. Once this is accomplished, I shall launch these atrocities into the musical world, befouling forces like Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Bryan Adams, Michael Jackson, Metallica, and numerous well-loved Irish ballads.
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Personal thank-you snail mail card. (Do I really look like the kind of person who sends mugs and t-shirts?)
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Thank-you card and a copy of the CD, fresh off the press.
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Thank-you card, and a SIGNED copy of the CD.
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Thank-you card, signed CD, and a free pair of panties.
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Thank-you card, signed CD, free pair of panties, free admission to the CD release party (if there's a cover) and a free shot of bottom shelf liquor of your choice at the event.
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Thank-you card, signed CD, free pair of panties, aforementioned CD release party perks, and a piece of original artwork by that bimbo who keeps stealing my songs.
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***REDUCED*** All of the aforementioned rewards, plus a public paddling at any Bad Beth and Beyond concert. (You know you want it, and now the donation is low enough for you to hide it from your insignificant other.)
- (30 days)