Same as the $50 reward (all ten podcasts), PLUS access to a private Soundcloud page where I will upload early draft versions of each episode as I work on them. That way you can listen to the podcasts in progress—kind of like the Beatles Anthology albums, if you're into that. Except much shittier than the Beatles.
In addition to the $75 reward, you will also receive the text of your favorite podcast, which will be hand stamped by me on fancy (really fancy!) paper, signed, numbered, and framed, and which—if you are inclined to do so—will be perfect for hanging on your living room wall and inspiring the envy of house guests.
The result will look something like this:
...but with a story instead of the alphabet!
In addition to the above awards, you will receive an original animated film version of "3 Things You Should Never Do Next a Bottomless Pit." It will be produced by my friend Thomas Panayiotou, a brilliant animator and computer graphics wiz, whose post-production work you may have seen in shows like "Boardwalk Empire" and "The Knick" and films like "The Adjustment Bureau" and "Tower Heist."