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Take your chosen candidate to the White House via tricks, wads of cash, intrigue & backstabbing! "Intelligently written and sometimes cuttingly cynical... brings a refreshing levity to the serious mood around global politics." The Guardian.
Take your chosen candidate to the White House via tricks, wads of cash, intrigue & backstabbing! "Intelligently written and sometimes cuttingly cynical... brings a refreshing levity to the serious mood around global politics." The Guardian.
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    Just Give Us Money, M'kay?

    I want this crazy project to happen but don't need no more s**t cluttering up my home, just your thanks will do.

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    Print & Play

    (Approx. $10 USD, €9 EUR)

    By popular demand we are now offering to let you do all the work, hurrah! That's right, on release of the game you will get a digital version delivered straight to your inbox. All you have to do is print it and start playing.

    With this tier you'll get a digital copy of all the cards, rule book, plus the warm fuzzies from backing this amazing project whilst simultaneously screwing over the American Postal system!

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    Early Bird Gets the Political Worm

    (Approx. $15 USD, €13 EUR)

    Gives other tiers at cut cost. Gives the game, credit and access to co-development forums. Copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available for PC/MAC/Android, not to mention our unwavering gratitude!

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    Just the Game Ma'am

    (Approx. $20 USD, €19 EUR)

    The game, pure and simple. Oh and three buckets of hypothetical thanks for giving us the opportunity to use our quota of the word 'Election' until 2058.

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    Limited Edition

    (Approx. $30 USD, €28 EUR)

    Game with Extra Game Modes in. Limited edition print run! Copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available for PC/MAC/Android and cheery 'thank you ever so much' from the fellows at Auroch Digital and the posse at Wonkette.

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    Just the Game Ma'am... TWICE!

    (Approx. $37 USD, €34 EUR)

    Two copies of the standard game. Oh and six buckets of hypothetical thanks for giving us the opportunity to use our quota of the word 'Election' until 2058.

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    I Did-ed Thats!

    (Approx. $40 USD, €37 EUR)

    Game with Extra Game Modes. Limited edition print run! Copy of Narcoguerra game about Drug Wars, availble on PC/MAC/Android, plus get a credit in the game instructions because let's face it, you deserve it.

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    Limited Edition PLUS!

    (Approx. $47 USD, €42 EUR)

    Two copies of the card game and join private co-development forums. Get a special co-design credit in instructions. Two Copies of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available on PC/Mac/Android and that double smug feeling you've done something great with your day.

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    Co-Designer

    (Approx. $50 USD, €46 EUR)

    Limited edition game and join private co-development forums. Get a special co-design credit in instructions. Copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available on PC/Mac/Android and that smug feeling you've done something great with your day.

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    Did-ed Thats! MEGA!

    (Approx. $57 USD, 51 EUR)

    Two copies of the Limited Edition version of the game which contains extra game modes, two copies of Narcoguerra for PC, Mac, or Android, and a personal email or tweet of thanks from us. Plus two names in the credits in a really nice font. Because let's face it, you (and a friend) deserve it.

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    Co-Designer DOUBLE!

    (Approx. $67 USD, €60 EUR)

    Two copies of the Limited Edition version of the game which contains extra game modes, access to private co-development forum for you and a friend, two copies of Narcoguerra for PC, Mac, or Android, and a personal email or tweet of thanks from us. Plus your names in the credits - as co-designers - in a super nice font.

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    Super Co-Designer

    (Approx. $70 USD, €64 EUR)

    Limited edition game, join private co-development forums, plus invites to live developer chats. Get a special Super Co-design credit. Copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available on PC/Mac/Android and of course don't forget the 5 second party we'll have in your name back at the office!

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    Limited Edition & T-Shirt

    (Approx. $80 USD, €74 EUR)

    Game with Extra Game Modes in. Limited edition print run! Plus one your choice of 3 Wonkette T-Shirts & copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars available for PC/Mac/Android plus gratifying knowledge you've helped create one of the bestest games everer.

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    Super Co-Designer & T-Shirt

    (Approx. $100 USD, €92 EUR)

    Limited edition game, join private co-development forums, plus invites to live developer chats. Get a special Super Co-design credit. One of your choice of 3 Wonkette T-Shirts. Copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available on PC/Mac/Android and a Skype based high-five!

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    Super Co-Designer X2 MEGA PLUS!

    (Approx. $141 USD, €127 EUR)

    Two copies of the Limited Edition version of the game which contains extra game modes, access to private co-development forum for you and a friend, plus invites for the both of you to attend special live developer chats online. Two copies of Narcoguerra for PC, Mac, or Android, and a personal email or tweet of thanks from us. Your names in the credits - as Super Co-Designers - in a simply lovely font. Plus! A special, hand-drawn, one-off "Joker" card. IT WILL ROCK!

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    Super Co-Designer X2 MEGA T-SHIRT EDITION PLUS!

    (Approx. $178 USD, €160 EUR)

    Two copies of the Limited Edition version of the game which contains extra game modes, access to private co-development forum for you and a friend, plus invites for the both of you to attend special live developer chats online. Two copies of Narcoguerra for PC, Mac, or Android, and a personal email or tweet of thanks from us. Your names in the credits - as Super Co-Designers - in a simply lovely font. Plus! A special, hand-drawn, one-off "Joker" card. This tier includes your choice of 1 of 3 Wonkette T-shirts too. IT WILL ROCK'N'ROLL!

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    Running Mate

    (Approx. $1000 USD, €922 EUR)

    Limited edition game, join private co-development forums, plus invites to live developer chats. Get a special Super Co-design credit. One of your choice of 3 Wonkette T-Shirts. Copy of Narcoguerra, a game about Drug Wars, available on PC/Mac/Android and you get to pick a subject and/or become a candidate card yourself!

    aaaaaand... We will sacrifice an imaginary goat in your honour as overlord Wonker.

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    The White House

    (Approx. $10,000 USD, €6,434 EUR)

    We're creating a single, hand-drawn card that depicts the White House. The most overpowered card in the game, it's the only time this card will ever be produced. Not only that, but at this tier you'll also have the opportunity to meet Wonkette's Editrix Rebecca Schoenkopf (flights, accommodation, and other expenses incurred not included). This is the ultimate limited edition, and also contains everything in the Super Co-Designer X2 MEGA T-SHIRT EDITION PLUS! tier.

    Your opportunity to have what even POTUS can't have; that one rare card!

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