You can now buy Elections through Amazon
Hello everyone! Long time no speak. Everyone enjoying how the real US elections played out? Pretty cool, right? Not a single problem since Mr. T and the Republicans entered office, and definitely no early signs of treason having been committed. Plus America is now great again. Nice! Anyway… Elections now available on Amazon! Isn’t capitalism A.W.E.S.O.M.E.?
Today you can buy anything and everything you could ever want from the comfort of your home: games, food, fidget spinners, other homes, people… truly this is a paradise of modern capitalism. To celebrate, why not treat yourself to a copy of Elections of US America Election: The Card Game, now available on Amazon. Just point your world wide web browser towards this link to get started. A quick note: although you can purchase through the UK Amazon site if you’re based in the US, it’ll probably be cheaper to go through Wonkette’s store direct, otherwise the shipping from the UK is going to cost you an arm and a leg. But heck, it’s your money, do what you want, I don’t care.
Another nice thing! Are you all “I want a great board game made by an award-winning studio from Blighty”? You are? Smashing, we’ve got something else for you to take a peek at... We’re big fans of Beasts of Balance, made by our pals at Sensible Object, and they have a new edition and expansion coming out which you can back on Kickstarter. It’s basically Jenga crossed with Pokémon and it’s exactly as brilliant as that sounds. The first edition of Beasts of Balance was loved by basically everyone, and the game was covered extensively in Wired, The Guardian, Geek Dad, and a bunch of other places that know what they’re talking about when it comes to good games. This new enhanced edition is probably going to be even better though, what with Sensible Object being a bunch of overachievers and all. You can have a gander at the Kickstarter for Beasts of Balance right here.
Also! We’ll be popping out another couple of updates like this in the near future with some very exciting news about Elections. What could that news be? You won’t be able to guess, so keep those peepers open for more about it from us soon...