Insider Exclusive! Moglin Scandal... (The Silly Production Photo Post)
This is a breaking Moglin Kickstarter Backer news flash!
Every single person on the planet knows that Moglins are magically created under a special moon. But after these shocking photos appeared online, some skeptics are beginning to think that the 27,000 Moglins being produced from the Moglin Kickstarter are in fact, being created... by special plush sewing machines.
True believers remain unfazed. Many believe that these photos are part of a larger conspiracy by the multi-national conglomerate, EbilCorp.
"I'm sorta just glad to see the little fellas are actually being made", says backer Bobby Biscotti as he sips warm Moglinberry juice from an EbilCorp mug.
"27 THOUSAND MOGLINS!? That a #######-load of Moglins!", says a Backer who was just now reading this. Moments before they multiplied the number of backers (including the ones on Backer-Kit) by 12 and then realized we were using the additional funds to make even more.
"These photos are clearly photoshopped! I'll wait till REAL photos appear before I stop believing all Moglins are made with magic", says another backer who wishes to remain anonymous as to not hurt his online Twitter rep.
Moglin Production Continues
Hope you are doing well and enjoyed this very special Moglin update post. We will keep you updated as production nears completion. So excited to be sending your Moglins to you... as soon as they are ready and here :D
Artix & and all of the other true believers at Artix Entertainment