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The project's funding goal was not reached on Mon, August 27 2012 11:18 PM UTC +00:00
$5,240
pledged of $11,500pledged of $11,500 goal
95
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Mon, August 27 2012 11:18 PM UTC +00:00

About

PLEASE NOTE: Any contribution of $25 or more serves as a guaranteed pre-order of this DVD! (estimated arrival time: Dec, 2012).
The other rewards are EVEN SWEETER!

On August 24th, 2012, 2 Skinnee J's play our last life-saving show before the world comes to an apocalyptic end!!!  A.J. Stumpy Johnson has masterminded our escape, but there is one more critical piece to his complex plan that will help millions more make it off this teetering rock.  

Using breakthrough High Definition technology, Stumpy's scientists have devised a method to transfer this soul-saving method onto a digital format viewable from the comfort of your own home.  While past 2SJ concert films have demonstrated the band's ass-kicking prowess, this new technology brings the experience to a whole new level bringing the viewer right inside the show.   You will duck as J Guevara's sweat takes aim at your face! Special J's taught hindquarters will shake very close to your virtual self! Ladies will swoon as they peer deep into Lance Rockworthy's dreamy High Def eyes! Rock out with Eddie Eyeball's bass-in-your-face Hi-Def style! Avoid Andy Action's hurtling drumsticks as they are jettisoned into the crowd! Cash in on Cassius J's extreme keyboard fingering from HD close up range! Observe the wondrous REAL-TIME/LIVE video projections from B.A. (www.BAMiAM.tv) from the safety & comfort of your own home! This HD video experience will have you jumping, whirling and dancing like you were right there in the packed house!

More importantly, using patented technology, Stumpy will be able to open a portal right there in your own home to save you from Mayageddon transporting you to a Shangri-la where you never get old and where you will always be incredibly attractive to the gender of your choice!  

But as you know, Stumpy only does things if he's guaranteed a profit.  And here's where you come in. In order to move forward with this project we need to raise $11,500 American Dollars in just under two weeks.

You're A Champion!
-2SJ

PLEASE NOTE: Any contribution of $25 or more serves as a guaranteed pre-order of this DVD! (estimated arrival time: Dec, 2012). The other rewards are EVEN SWEETER!

THANKS TO:
Jordan Pardes for the Promo Video & B.A. for the title sequences!
The Lady Ashly Covington, for the sweet-sweet photos!
Joy Lewis for the stellar outfits!

Links:Official 2SJ Website
Official 2SJ Facebook Page
Official 2SJ Twitter (@2SkinneeJs)
Official 2SJ Webstore

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    Every Dollar Counts!!! Send us a buck and you get thanks in the "Washington" section of the film credits + Virtual Cyber Ass-Smack from Stumpy

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    Every Five Dollars Counts Even More!!! You get thanks in the "Lincoln" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass-Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    Digital Download (non-hd) of 5 videos from the film + Thanks in the "Hamilton" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass-Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    Digital Download of the film (not HD) + Thanks in the "Hamilton Loves Lincoln" Section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass-Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    HD DVD shipped directly to you!!!! + Thanks in the "Jackson+Lincoln" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    HD DVD + Pre-Apocalypse Now and Forever Tour Poster shipped direclty to you + Thanks in the "Ullysses S. Grant" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    Signed HD DVD + Pre-Apocalypse Now and Forever Tour Poster shipped direclty to you!! + Thanks in the "Ullysses S. Grant" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    Signed HD DVD + Signed Pre-Apocalypse Now and Forever Tour Poster + 2SJ T-shirt shipped direclty to you + Pre-release downloads of the songs as they are cut? (not HD quality) + Thanks in the "Benjamin+Grant" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude

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    Meet and Greet with Band at August 24th, 2012 Show* (Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY) + Signed HD DVD + Signed Pre-Apocalypse Now and Forever Tour Poster + Signed 2SJ T-shirt shipped direclty to you + Pre-release downloads of the songs as they are cut? (not HD quality) + Thanks in the "2 Benjamins & A Grant" section of the credits + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude
    *PLEASE NOTE: CONCERT TICKETS TO THIS EVENT NOT INCLUDED

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    Assistant Producer Credit in the Credits + Meet and Greet with Band at August 24th, 2012 Show* (Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY) + Signed HD DVD + Signed Pre-Apocalypse Now and Forever Tour Poster + Signed 2SJ T-shirt shipped direclty to you + Pre-release downloads of the songs as they are cut? (not HD quality) + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude
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    Master Executive Producer Credit with Stumpy in the Film Credits + Free Concert Tickets and VIP Passes FOR LIFE + Meet and Greet with Band at August 24th, 2012 Show* (Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY) +Signed HD DVD + Signed Pre-Apocalypse Now and Forever Tour Poster + Signed 2SJ T-shirt shipped direclty to you + Pre-release downloads of the songs as they are cut? (not HD quality) + Virtual Cyber Ass Smack from Stumpy + Our Eternal Gratitude
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