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A grown-up deck building game catering to the juvenile in everyone. Full of cursing and super-heroes.
A grown-up deck building game catering to the juvenile in everyone. Full of cursing and super-heroes.
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Captain Asshole Card Game

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What is Captain Asshole
What is Captain Asshole

 Captain Asshole, the greatest hero of WWII!

From the back of the game box: 

"It's a world full of assholes, but even the bad guys hate Nazis! Welcome to the world of CAPTAIN ASSHOLE! The good Captain and his cohorts are fighting the evils of this world: The Mafia; Super Villains; and Nazis! But they have to stop screwing over each other first! Get some friends together, and really stick it to them, as you play CAPTAIN ASSHOLE!

Each player starts out with ten cards in their own deck. You reveal the top six cards of the Main Deck. That's your Board. You spend Asshole Points to buy cards off The Board, putting them in your deck, while trying to collect the most Dick Punches. The player with the most Dick Punches at the end of the game wins! Beware! Your friends are trying to screw you back, and the best laid plans..."

DOWN TO THE WIRE DEAL
DOWN TO THE WIRE DEAL
DOWN TO THE WIRE DEAL
DOWN TO THE WIRE DEAL
DOWN TO THE WIRE DEAL
DOWN TO THE WIRE DEAL
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Risks and challenges

This Kickstarter comes with the basic risks and challenges of any tabletop game. I've lowered the risks, by keeping the expected goal as low as possible, but interest in the game is at an all-time high, so as long as we meet the goal, we can afford the rewards we have set forth.

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    Print and Play of the Basic Deck

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    Sticker!

    Who doesn't like stickers!?! Comes with a Captain Asshole card sticker AND the Print and Play of the basic set!

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    P&P of Basic Set + ONE expansion

    The name says it all! It includes The Basic Set and Expansion Number One!

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    P&P Basic Set + THREE Expansions

    Now you can add expansions 1-3 of your Print and Play basic set!

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    P&P Basic Set + SIX Expansions

    Just like the other one, but with expansions 1-6!

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    P&P Basic Set + NINE Expansions

    Expansions 1-9 are now available for print & play download, included with the Basic Set!

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    P&P Basic Set + TWELVE Expansions

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    P&P Basic Set + ALL the Expansions!!!

    The print & play version of the Basic Set, PLUS all 25 basic expansions AND the Kickstarter Exclusive set!

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    Crowdfunding Exclusive Expansion

    Each expansion provides a truly unique twist to the basic format of the game. Add the most unique twist with this expansion, EXCLUSIVE to those who support the Kickstarter.

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    Alternate Art Expansion Pack

    All Captain Asshole cards utilize public domain comic book art. EXCEPT THIS ONE. Containing alternate art for 18 cards taken from various expansions, drawn by the creator of the game, who is not that good of an artist (but don't tell him).

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    Both Bonus Expansions

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    Three Random Expansions

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    No-Frills: Basic Set

    No box. A digital download of the rule book. And 162 cards. That. Is. It. No frills. No muss. No fuss.

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    Basic Set/Non-Basic Package

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    Custom Expansion

    For the player that wants to make the game play TRULY unique, you can do no better than CUSTOM expansion! You fill out a little questionnaire, and I will make you an 18 card expansion EXCLUSIVE to you. NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE THESE CARDS. Plus, one of the cards will feature your picture and name.

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    Basic Set with Kickstarter Expansion

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    Six Random Expansions

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    Basic Set Plus Three Random Expansions

    You get the basic set plus three random expansions and a random bonus card. Plus, why not a sticker?!

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    Buncha Grab Bag!!!

    The Basic Set! The Crowdfunding Exclusive Expansion! FOUR Random Expansions! Stickers and cards and such!

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    Foil Basic Set!

    Holofoil! It's all shiny and fun and exclusive and yours at this level! This level includes the Basic Set all foiled up, a random card (not foiled), a sticker and a thank you note!

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    Shiny Package!

    You get: The Basic Set! The Kickstarter Exclusive! The Alternate Art Expansion! The Custom Expansion! Two Random Expansions! ANNNDDD...A FOIL EXPANSION! A collection of cards from across all expansions printed on foil cards (18 cards)!

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    All That Glitters!

    With this package, it's all foil, all the time! You get the Basic Set, all foiled up, PLUS, the Kickstarter Exclusive expansion as foiled as foil can be!

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    No-Frills: All the Cards!

    No box. Digital Rulebook download. The basic 162 card deck and all 25 eighteen card expansions. That's it!

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    "Prestige" Basic Set + 3 Exclusive Cards

    Using prestige in reference to Captain Asshole seems counter-intuitive, but what the hell, right?! You want a fancy set of Captain Asshole cards that has the gold edges? That's what THIS set is all about! Fancy golden edges. This set comes with the Basic Set and THREE EXCLUSIVE PRESTIGE CARDS!

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    The Complete Package!

    The Basic Set! ALL the expansions!

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    The Even More Completer Package

    All the commercially available stuff AND all the Kickstarter Exclusive Stuff!

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    The Kitchen Sink Package

    Everything. Everything? Everything. The Basic Set? Check. All 25 basic expansions? Check. Kickstarter exclusive, alternate art and custom expansions? Check. How about the foil set and the foil version of the Kickstarter Exclusive? You got it. An extra box for all these cards!? It's in there! The only thing that this DOES NOT include is the Prestige set. It has EVERYTHING ELSE available as a reward.

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