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AhHereNow is a twisted party game with an Irish sense of humour
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THE DIGITAL VERSION OF AHHERENOW IS NOW AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC!
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

AhHereNow is a  fun new game celebrating the more wicked side of Irish humour.

HOW DO I PLAY IT?

Pre-Game: Prior to beginning the game, it is customary to have short wine and cheese reception, discussing the chief economic and political concerns of the day.

Step 1: Assemble a group of friends (if you have no friends, our FAQ page has some helpful tips on how to make some). Appoint one person to be the Chief Justice for the first round. Deal everyone 10 green cards.

Step 2: The Chief Justice draws one purple card (a question or fill-in-the-blank statement), and reads it aloud to the group in a commanding and distinguished tone, as is befitting of their high office.

Step 3: Everyone passes their funniest response, face down, to the Chief Justice.

Step 4: The Chief justice reads out each of the green cards (For best effect, the whole statement should be read for each response), and decides which one they judge to be the funniest.

Step 5: The person with the funniest response keeps the purple card and becomes Chief Justice for the next round. Everyone replenishes their stock back up to 10 cards.

Step 6: Repeat steps 2-5 until someone reached a set amount of points OR you all get bored OR too drunk to continue.

At the conclusion of the game, it is customary to say a decade of the rosary, followed by the singing the national anthem (If you don't know the words to the national anthem, Maniac 2000 will suffice).

VARIANTS:

Drinking Game

If you would like to use AhHereNow as a drinking aid, feel free to incorporate one or more of the following rules into the game*

Passing Judgement: Winner of each round gives out drinks. 2-3 fingers per player, whether they distribute this evenly or all to one person is up to them.

Topics: Topics: Everyone picks a topic (Sports, Politics, Sex, Religion etc) and drinks whenever a card related to that topic is played.

The Bastard: Each round, draw a random green card out of the deck. This is the Bastard's Card. If the Bastard wins, everybody downs their drink.

*Or just drink your fupping* drink! For Christ's sake, your grandparents were able to get pissed without having some stupid game to help them.

Strip AhHereNow

Seriously? You're not fupping* 13 anymore, if you want to see someone naked then seduce them like a normal person.

*Sorry, Facebook won't let us advertise if there's swear words!

WHAT SORT OF TOPICS ARE COVERED?

All facets of Irish life are covered.

From politics...

Sinn Fein's manifesto
Sinn Fein's manifesto

...to Sport...

Dunphy's opinion
Dunphy's opinion

...to Religion

Archbishop's denial
Archbishop's denial

I'M NOT COMPLETELY SOLD

But wait, there's more!

In addition to being a laugh, AhHereNow is 100% guaranteed to:

  • Increase both the frequency and quality of your lovemaking 
  • Make friends and coworkers respect you 6.83% more 
  • Make you 2 inches taller 
  • Make you win €100,000 on your next scratchcard 
  • Get you sick gainz in the gym 

Packs also come with a free hug from the stranger of your choice. Just walk up, tell them you bought AhHereNow, and throw your arms around them.

SO WHERE'S THE MONEY RAISED GOING?

Pretty much all of it is going into production costs. Getting the game made and shipped to Ireland will cost US$13,750 (around €12,200)

Ouf the remaining €2,800:

  • €1,350 will go to Kickstarter fees
  • €1,450 will cover  currency fluctuations and any other incidentals

Risks and challenges

Thankfully this project has very few variables which are outside of our control.

We have engaged AdMagic Inc, one of the top names in the custom card game and board game space. They have helped bring dozens of Kickstarter projects reality in the past.

The only major risk which is outside of our control is dollar/euro exchange rate, but we've factored 10% of the total funding amount to deal with any unforeseen fluctuations.

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    Pledge €1 or more About US$ 1.12

    THE CAVANMAN'S PACKAGE

    You'd peel an orange in your pocket just so you don't have to share it, but we still love you.

    You get:
    -Early access to the digital copy of AhHereNow
    -Our slightly insincere gratitude
    -One free hug from the attractive stranger of your choice. Just walk up to them, scream AhHereNow at the top of your voice, and throw your arms around them.

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    FIRST UP, BEST DRESSED

    Christ, you don't hang around!

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    -You get everything from first reward tier

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    -THE FULL AHHERENOW GAME

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    THE RUNNERS UP

    Sorry, the really fast guys beat you to it, but you're still pretty on the ball.

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    -You get everything from first reward tier

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    A FINE EFFORT

    You might not be the fastest, but fupp it, you tried!

    You get:

    -You get everything from the first reward tier

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    THE REST OF YE

    Ye'd probably be late to yer own funerals!

    You get:

    -You get everything from the first reward tier

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    -THE FULL AHHERENOW GAME

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    DOUBLE WHISKEY (Tesco Value)

    You say you want more?

    You get:

    -You get everything from the first reward tier
    -TWO COPIES of AhHereNow

    PLUS

    - FREE SHIPPING to Ireland and the EU

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    DOUBLE WHISKEY (Jameson)

    You say you want more?

    You get:

    -You get everything from the first reward tier
    -TWO COPIES of AhHereNow

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    - FREE SHIPPING to Ireland and the EU

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    DOUBLE WHISKEY (Single Malt)

    You say you want more?

    You get:

    -You get everything from the first reward tier
    -TWO COPIES of AhHereNow

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    - FREE SHIPPING to Ireland and the EU

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    IMMORTALITY BECKONS

    Cú Chulainn. Michael Collins. Jedward.

    Take place yourself amongst them and make sure your name will echo down through the millennia.

    You get:

    -You get everything from the first reward tier
    -A copy of AhHereNow
    - Free Worldwide Shipping

    PLUS

    -We will write you or the friend/enemy of your choice onto the one of the game cards.

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    THE KINGPIN

    Woah! Watch out lads. Pablo fupping Escobar is in the house!

    -You get everything from the first reward tier

    PLUS

    -TEN COPIES OF AHHERENOW
    -Free shipping

    This reward is available in Ireland and Northern Ireland only.

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    THE DENIS O'BRIEN

    If want to contribute in a bigger way to AhHereNow, send us a message, we can see what we can do for ya

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