WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
AhHereNow is a fun new game celebrating the more wicked side of Irish humour.
HOW DO I PLAY IT?
Pre-Game: Prior to beginning the game, it is customary to have short wine and cheese reception, discussing the chief economic and political concerns of the day.
Step 1: Assemble a group of friends (if you have no friends, our FAQ page has some helpful tips on how to make some). Appoint one person to be the Chief Justice for the first round. Deal everyone 10 green cards.
Step 2: The Chief Justice draws one purple card (a question or fill-in-the-blank statement), and reads it aloud to the group in a commanding and distinguished tone, as is befitting of their high office.
Step 3: Everyone passes their funniest response, face down, to the Chief Justice.
Step 4: The Chief justice reads out each of the green cards (For best effect, the whole statement should be read for each response), and decides which one they judge to be the funniest.
Step 5: The person with the funniest response keeps the purple card and becomes Chief Justice for the next round. Everyone replenishes their stock back up to 10 cards.
Step 6: Repeat steps 2-5 until someone reached a set amount of points OR you all get bored OR too drunk to continue.
At the conclusion of the game, it is customary to say a decade of the rosary, followed by the singing the national anthem (If you don't know the words to the national anthem, Maniac 2000 will suffice).
If you would like to use AhHereNow as a drinking aid, feel free to incorporate one or more of the following rules into the game*
Passing Judgement: Winner of each round gives out drinks. 2-3 fingers per player, whether they distribute this evenly or all to one person is up to them.
Topics: Topics: Everyone picks a topic (Sports, Politics, Sex, Religion etc) and drinks whenever a card related to that topic is played.
The Bastard: Each round, draw a random green card out of the deck. This is the Bastard's Card. If the Bastard wins, everybody downs their drink.
*Or just drink your fupping* drink! For Christ's sake, your grandparents were able to get pissed without having some stupid game to help them.
Seriously? You're not fupping* 13 anymore, if you want to see someone naked then seduce them like a normal person.
*Sorry, Facebook won't let us advertise if there's swear words!
WHAT SORT OF TOPICS ARE COVERED?
All facets of Irish life are covered.
I'M NOT COMPLETELY SOLD
But wait, there's more!
In addition to being a laugh, AhHereNow is 100% guaranteed to:
- Increase both the frequency and quality of your lovemaking
- Make friends and coworkers respect you 6.83% more
- Make you 2 inches taller
- Make you win €100,000 on your next scratchcard
- Get you sick gainz in the gym
Packs also come with a free hug from the stranger of your choice. Just walk up, tell them you bought AhHereNow, and throw your arms around them.
SO WHERE'S THE MONEY RAISED GOING?
Pretty much all of it is going into production costs. Getting the game made and shipped to Ireland will cost US$13,750 (around €12,200)
Ouf the remaining €2,800:
- €1,350 will go to Kickstarter fees
- €1,450 will cover currency fluctuations and any other incidentals
Risks and challenges
Thankfully this project has very few variables which are outside of our control.
We have engaged AdMagic Inc, one of the top names in the custom card game and board game space. They have helped bring dozens of Kickstarter projects reality in the past.
The only major risk which is outside of our control is dollar/euro exchange rate, but we've factored 10% of the total funding amount to deal with any unforeseen fluctuations.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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