Nuffinz are the world’s comfiest shorts!
Designed to be worn with nothing underneath. This is pure freedom. Freedom for your private parts and freedom to peacock however the hell you want as you rock these bad-boys with absolute steeze!
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Nuffinz have been proven by science to make you cooler and more attractive and funnier and did we say cooler?
See the ultra-realistic illustration below for evidence:
Yup, they are just shorts. But DAMN SON! These shorts are comfy!
Nuffinz are your go-to pair of shorts designed and engineered for the best moments in life. Imagine a huge stretch in a comfy bed with clean sheets, while having a foot massage from a surprisingly strong old lady with soft hands, with a sea breeze blowing gently through the window and a fluffy panda bear sitting in the corner serenading you with his ukulele. That has to be the comfiest feeling in the world right? Well, almost. It’s comfy, but it’s not as comfy as the pair of shorts we are launching here. Go get ‘em amigo!
Nuffin is comfier.
How to wear these shorts?
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Named after one of our favourite beaches in Portugal, where surfers, kitesurfers, and windsurfers come together, The Guincho is our landmark style of shorts, available in three different colour designs.
After months of engineering, prototyping and serious testing in the most extreme conditions (hammocks, couches, bars, clubs etc.) - Here they are:
We cannot wait to see you wearing the last pair of shorts you will ever want to wear.
The design? Simple. You know bionics?
If not have a look at Wikipedia. In short:
"It’s the transfer of technology between lifeforms and manufactured objects, which is cool because evolutionary pressure typically forces living organisms to become highly optimized and efficient."
We can’t explain it better. Or wait a minute … here you go:
Yeah, a racoon. We love them. See the stripes? Bionics. That’s right.
We pay attention to the details
In addition to having a superb professional production partner located in Europe, we achieve top quality by paying close attention to all the details. We love details.
Our shorts are fabricated in the highest possible quality. The fabrics are from Portugal and consist of 85% cotton for the natural feeling and 15% polyester to keep the shape, dry faster and provide this ultimate comfiness.
Carefully designed, sourced and produced in the European Union
We are located right in the heart of Europe in Austria - very close to the Swiss and German border, on the shore of the incredible Lake Constance. Everything is designed and prototypes are made here. We source our fabrics from beautiful Portugal. The production is in culturally diverse Bulgaria by an Austrian owned company located close to our hometown.
What on earth could inspire a search for such extreme comfiness you ask?
For me, besides from seeing new places and meeting new friends, travel is always about sports, partying it up and a good chillout. Surfing, kitesurfing, wakesurfing, wakeboarding, snowboarding - I love it all.
On a trip in Spain I bought a pair of cotton jersey trousers in a special traveller’s store. They only had one pair, who knows where they got it from? Maybe somebody hand made it after a trip somewhere. They were so comfy they became my favourite thing to wear before and after my kitesurfing sessions. Chillin’ in a hammock, sitting by a fireplace or having a chat at the local surf bar - these trousers were always my first choice.
I knew I was going to wear through this one pair at some point in time but I loved it so much so I decided I have to start producing this kind of super comfy shorts. The time has come to take action and bring that comfort to the world!
Founder of nuffinz
We need you to make Nuffinz a reality
By reaching our goal here we hope to launch Nuffinz and take our bangerang shorts to the next level. We’re not sure anybody knows what the next level actual means, but what the hell, we want to get there!
We want to create a community of underwearless fun loving people! Our hope is to cover the costs of our first run of shorts through this campaign. We also care deeply about building a community who we will work with to further improve the shorts and develop designs and ideas with.
We want to work with you to spread the love and the joy that comes with the comfiest, commando-inspiring, shorts on the planet!
They say size doesn’t matter. But just in case…
Let us give you some indications. If you are unsure or typically between two sizes with other brands or if you like a loose fit and more length go for the bigger size. The drawstrings and elastic waist is pretty forgiving for different body types. The models in the video and on the photos all wear size medium.
We looked at our team and friends and what sizes they wear - here some inspiration:
Size of person | weight | Jeans size | nuffinz size
170cm | 70kg | 29 | S
178cm | 74kg | 33 | M
178cm | 80kg | 32 | M (muscular)
183cm | 80kg | 33 | M (short legs)
184cm | 95kg | 35 | XL (strong legs)
186cm | 78kg | 33 | L (athletic)
190cm | 82kg | 33 | L (for looser fit and for the length)
190cm | 87kg | 35 | L
But this just to get an idea ... every body and butt is different and so is the taste regarding fit.
The measures of the shorts
for your reference regarding length etc.
On the images below both wear medium. They are 185cm with 80kg (left) and 178cm with 80kg (right).
Hey Mr. Postman, this person doesn’t wear undies..
We have special packaging to ensure these comfy shorts arrive safely for your special package.
Interested in writing about us? Our press pack is available for download here. Further questions? Please send an email to email@example.com
Risks and challenges
You risk not being able to handle all the truly awesome things that will come into your life when you peacock the shiz out of the catwalk. Everyday’s a catwalk baby, and here is your chance to shine. We can’t be held responsible.
Beyond being too cool for school. Here are some of the possible other risks we may run into:
Manufacturing - We will be working exclusively with a socially responsible Austrian manufacturer with production facilities in Bulgaria. As with all retail, there could be quality control issues. We won’t ship any shorts that aren’t perfect so there is risk that if some of the shorts do not meet our high expectations then delays could occur. That said we don’t anticipate that to be a problem.
Shipping - We will ship your packages directly with one of the leading logistics companies (e.g. DHL, UPS) using their tracked parcel option. All orders are processed between Monday – Friday (excluding holidays). Each package will have a tracking number included, so that the package can be located if it is misplaced during transportation. While we will do everything in our power to locate the lost item, we are not responsible for packages delivered outside of the estimated time frame.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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