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Change your life - bring on the New UtopiaTM. With AFHI's new 2014 Happily Plan: 3 Great Goals, GET MORE HAPPILY!

Media from Left, Right, Center - even Ohio - praising AFHI & 2014 Happily Plan
Media from Left, Right, Center - even Ohio - praising AFHI & 2014 Happily Plan
AFHI is the manifestation of all our hopes & dreams.
AFHI is the manifestation of all our hopes & dreams.

We're here: to get YOU more happily!

We've toiled in obscurity for years; mining myriad methods to increase American happily. NOW it's time - to come out of the closet, exit the ivory tower, burst free of the birthday cake of a solitary scientist, into harsh Hollywood lights.                 

We'll reach people - where they work & play - with essential informationthat transforms lives, & changes HISTORY!

"But how," you ask, "have I not heard of AFHI?"   You're wise to wonder.

We've been undercover. Avoiding distraction & speeding research, we had habits of hobbits. Or hermits. Or both. Now, it's time to TEACH: The 6 Secrets to Happily.

the magic:
~   SIX SECRETS TO HAPPILY   ~

THEY SEEM SIMPLE. But there's so much learning fun, with 2014 Happily Plan 3 Great Goals!
THEY SEEM SIMPLE. But there's so much learning fun, with 2014 Happily Plan 3 Great Goals!
GOAL #1 - 2 SHORT FILMS - Our PolySexual Future: like 6 Secrets to Happily, but MORE!
GOAL #1 - 2 SHORT FILMS - Our PolySexual Future: like 6 Secrets to Happily, but MORE!
                                                                          

GOAL # 1 - First two 2014 short films

SEX OF HAPPILY: Our Poly-Sexual, Omni-Amorous Future I-II

  • Monthly edu-tainment PLEASURE
  • 3 to 7 MAGICAL MINUTES of happily & learning
  • Focused on HAPPILY OF SEX
  • Available **FREE** to all, on UTube Channel 
  • (more people) x (learning) = More Happily = sooner New UtopiaTM
  • Don't you want to fund the New Utopia?
  • EVERYONE LOVES THE NEW UTOPIA

GOAL #1 FIRST TWO 2014 SHORT FILMS FEATURE:

Citizens of New Utopia, back from the future - where polysexuality's all the rage. Depending on funds, they may have: Nature of Polysexuality, Polysexuality's Past & MORE!

  • Increase your HQ - Happily Quotient
  • Donor partners get special invites to new releases! 
  • Less than A CUP OF COFFEE: $2 PER YEAR gets you ALL the Happily coming
  • 2 full months of Happily Increase (HI)
  • Measureable (HI) IN THE BODY - up to 30 days after view
  • Best results with REPEATED VIEWS - Start with 6 Secrets to Happily, above
  • Start the year right - on a Happily Footing!
GOAL #2 - Happily Chair Kit is Versatile! Click HERE to learn MUCH MORE!
GOAL #2 - Happily Chair Kit is Versatile! Click HERE to learn MUCH MORE!
                                                                          

GOAL # 2 - Happily Chair Kit

OUR 1st PROVEN WAY TO INCREASE HAPPILY:
Didactic Educational Manipulables

  • Hours of fun with Special Someone
  • GAMIFICATION of FLIRTING
  • Available only to limited #s of adherents of Chairmasutra: Zen of Chair Kit Sex
  • More hands on this increases 2014 HQ
  • Higher HQ = sooner New UtopiaTM
  • Don't you want to fund the New Utopia?
  • EVERYONE LOVES THE NEW UTOPIA

GOAL #2 HAPPILY CHAIR KIT - TO USE:

Place chair on surface (desk, table, kitchen counter). Pose 1st figure over chair in desired experimental position. Pose 2nd figure in relationship. Leave Happily Chair Kit where SPECIAL SOMEONE IS SURE TO SEE IT. Watch smiles light up that face!

  • Scientifically-engineered: increases playful intimacy
  • Taking relationships to NEW levels
  • Complete instructions, handy Chairmasutra hints 
  • Most Titillating Teaching Technology since the puberty film 
 
GOAL #3 - 2014 Workbook-Magazine is happily2! Click HERE to read samples!
GOAL #3 - 2014 Workbook-Magazine is happily2! Click HERE to read samples!
                                                                          

GOAL # 3 - 2014 Electronic Workbook-Magazine 

IMAGINATION: STORIES OF HAPPILY & NEW UTOPIA

  • Immersive Utopian experience: puzzles, pictures, pithy stories
  • Available to subscribers, via electronic mail & book reader form

GOAL #3 2014 WORKBOOK-MAGAZINE:

Just like what you're reading now, includes text, illustrations, charts & graphs PLUS fun interactive ACTIVITIES! 1ST ISSUE: UnPoe the Poe, a case-study of an unhappily citizen (a prominent public official) shows his journey from unhappily, to MUCH MORE HAPPILY. Learn to apply his methods to YOUR life!

  • Getting this into more hands increases 2014 HQ
  • Higher HQ = sooner New UtopiaTM
  • Don't you want to fund the New Utopia?
  • EVERYONE LOVES THE NEW UTOPIA

... the smell ...
of incense wafting through a hippie girl's house,

and the sight ...
of her perfect smile, beaming upon you.

It's the feel ...
of a fluffy squirming kitten.

Happily is the taste ...
of rich, silky chocolate, melting under your tongue,

and the warmth ...
of summer sun on your bare skin.

Happily is peace, and pleasure, and contentment.

And happily sounds, a little like this....

A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE from Utopian Studios:  based on REAL QUOTES from REAL MEMBERS! Join today: say cool stuff too!
A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE from Utopian Studios: based on REAL QUOTES from REAL MEMBERS! Join today: say cool stuff too!
                  

Now we need YOUR HELP!

You'll swell with pride: doing your civic duty, bringing the New Utopia close.

But wait, there's more: you'll also swell with happily -

enjoying Happily Chair Kit & fine beTM catalog items.

Keep scrolling to check out ALL the ~

Then click a GREEN PLEDGE BUTTON
------------>  put some $ money $ in the slot & get your PRIZE!  ------------->            

SO EASY, even a schmuck could do it!

 

NOW AVAILABLE - in special release - AFHI's beTM catalog
presents 1st edition, FIRST EVER Didactic Educational Manipulable:

Chairmasutra: Zen of Happily Chair Kit Sex: State 3 (click HERE for more states)
Chairmasutra: Zen of Happily Chair Kit Sex: State 3 (click HERE for more states)

 Fresh from AFHI labs, the latest

Real-Analog Three-Dimensional Engineering Design

Using Happily Chair Kit playfully tells your Special Someone - you're up for some Hanky-Panky. You're setting brains awhirl with ideas! PLUS you're hinting at more FUN & less run-of-the-mill action.

Happily Chair Kit (HCK) COMES WITH ALL these WOW features:

  • Mini-chair 3.5" high

  • TWO poseable nongendered figures - charming retro colors
  • COMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS, pose illustrations

  • Crystal-clear Delux Custom Container (DCC)

Easy-carries to the office, Overnight Sex Stays (OSS) & romantic vacations
Easy-carries to the office, Overnight Sex Stays (OSS) & romantic vacations

GUARANTEED* to

  • spice up your sex life
  • increase your happily
  • bring your relationship to a NEW level

If you've tried SEXTING - wait 'til you try CHEXTING, the craze sweeping social media.

Like all beTM catalog items, Happily Chair Kit (HCK) is editioned original artwork. It's signed by our Dear Leader, Belinda Be.
Like all beTM catalog items, Happily Chair Kit (HCK) is editioned original artwork. It's signed by our Dear Leader, Belinda Be.

NOW AVAILABLE for a limited time, beTM catalog
presents 1st EDITION, FIRST EVER:

4 of our most inspiring mottos! Each leaf trimmed from a single folio. Fit most frames for 4x6 & 5x7.
4 of our most inspiring mottos! Each leaf trimmed from a single folio. Fit most frames for 4x6 & 5x7.
               

TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT

Your happily TAKES OFF AT WARP SPEED

  • 4 INSPIRATION SIGNS
  • 12-issue 2014 electronic WORKBOOK-MAGAZINE
  • #1 OFFICIAL LAMINATED MEMBERCARD
  • Even 2 weatherproof Motto Stickers
  • True happily starts   ------- >    a click away
Imagination is Magical! Click HERE to read samples!
Imagination is Magical! Click HERE to read samples!
               

IMAGINATION: Stories of Happily & New Utopia

1st Electronic Educational Workbook-Magazine the world has ever known

  • At least 3 glorious pages of a secret to happily: CULTURE, per month! 
  • Over 35 pages a year! 
  • Print & hang worksheets on bulletin board or refrigerator! With MAGNETS!
  • ONLY CHANCE for 100% of 2014 HAPPILY Quotient is NOW!
The same effective inspiration that launched 1,000 British battleships powers patented Inspiration Signs!
The same effective inspiration that launched 1,000 British battleships powers patented Inspiration Signs!
 
               

EASE YOUR ROAD TO HAPPILY

with motivational letterpress signs

  • first-edition, numbered artwork
  • created exclusively for you
  • hand-printed on a 1949 Brandtjen & Kluge Letterpress
  • thick, heavy white paper, deep emboss
  • 2 signature Happily Blues

When "cash 4 your beTM" is an art rag ad cliche, you'll be Very Happily you nabbed these 1st EDITIONS for a song.

At these prices, you can't afford NOT to spend it all on happily.

What've you got to lose?

 

NOW AVAILABLE for a limited time, beTM catalog
presents 1st EDITION, FIRST EVER:

Happily Tee:  GET AS HOT AS THIS GUY, get this guy, OR just get this guy to lust after you. Something for everyone!
Happily Tee: GET AS HOT AS THIS GUY, get this guy, OR just get this guy to lust after you. Something for everyone!
                                                                        
All our tees make you beautiful & desirable, GUARANTEED! *
All our tees make you beautiful & desirable, GUARANTEED! *

Wear your happily on your sleeve

or your chest, with hip, happening Happily Tees!

  • hand screen-printed by American Artisans
  • comfy 100% cotton
  • that silky-soft, slightly fitted style that's so in demand today
  • fitting information at end of fundathon; choose S-XXX, color then

BEST way to SHOUT CITIZENSHIP in the New UtopiaTM!

NOW AVAILABLE for a limited time, beTM catalog
presents 1st EDITION, FIRST EVER:

You know you want it. Fit in tote? Check. Make more happily? Check. OK: Buy it, we told you! 13-1/2"h x 17-1/2"w x 5-1/2"d: holds shoe shopping excursions or romantic picnics
You know you want it. Fit in tote? Check. Make more happily? Check. OK: Buy it, we told you! 13-1/2"h x 17-1/2"w x 5-1/2"d: holds shoe shopping excursions or romantic picnics
               

Decisions are easy!

  • Take this green jute tote everywhere. Keep in the car! 
  •  Help the economy!

Fashionable & functional: 

  • handy button close
  • generous 12-1/2" rope handles, comfy hang to hip
  • casual elegance, natural slubs/strands
  • laminated interior: durable, easy-clean

Like all beTM catalog items:

MAKES A GREAT GIFT!

* GUARANTEED GUARANTEE: no refunds, ever

engages in research, outreach & activism to support the American Family

LEARN MORE ABOUT AFHI. CLICK HERE!  NOW!

THE PROBLEM:

THE SOLUTION:

If we raise more, we can do more. We'll post stretch goals & STRETCH FABULOUS PRIZES!
If we raise more, we can do more. We'll post stretch goals & STRETCH FABULOUS PRIZES!

With grants, loans, & volunteer labor, we've invested over 13 years on R&D. We have the plan: and sources, expertise & team to bring it to the world - NOW.

It's TIME - lend a hand & claim your reward!

Let's bring MORE HAPPILY to the world.

Artist's rendition - the moment you click a GREEN PLEDGE BUTTON in the right column. Tingly shivers of happily flow through your veins. It's electric!
Artist's rendition - the moment you click a GREEN PLEDGE BUTTON in the right column. Tingly shivers of happily flow through your veins. It's electric!

Get more happily for all! Bring New UtopiaTM sooner! Unlock more FABULOUS PRIZES! TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US!

In person, email, texting, telephone, telegraph, US Mail, parcel post, pony express, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, blogs, zines, network news...

Indulgence Points:

All beTM catalog items come with FREE Indulgence Points for the New UtopiaTM. (Only in New Utopia is true value known.)


ADD-ONS:

$10 added to your chosen FABULOUS PRIZE, helps 1 needy couple get a HAPPILY CHAIR KIT! Comment box: NEEDY COUPLES / HCKSP

Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

In case of an Inexplicable Act of the Universe (IAU), we have contingency plans for sourcing & can ramp up team size.

Steps we can take in IAU:

1. Ship in two batches, to get TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KITS in hands asap

2. Create beautiful, downloadable printable DIGITAL GIFT CERTIFICATES

3. Keep you, HONORED CITIZENS, updated of hints of IAU

SHIPPING DATES:

1. Unfortunately we can't get FABULOUS PRIZES to you before January

2. We're producing BEAUTIFUL DOWNLOADABLE GIFT CERTIFICATES

3. Be an early citizen: EARLY CITIZEN rewards are a Low, Low price, AND ship in January

EARLY CITIZEN REWARDS LIMITED TO SELECT FEW

FAQ

43
Backers
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pledged of $9,666 goal
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    INVITED CITIZEN: (A) PERSONAL INVITE to film releases 1ST ....... (B) Your name ~ on a web wall O'Thanks ....... (C) DIGITAL MEMBERCARD: print & laminate!

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    CARD CARRYING MEMBER: (A) **OFFICIAL LAMINATED AFHI MEMBERCARD** ....... (B) 2 stickers! Nothing says 'makes more happily' like a 3x6 weatherproof AFHI motto ....... (C) DIGITAL INSPIRATION SIGNS: 8x10 Beautifully designed: print & post at your desk for handy happily ....... Plus: (D) wall O'Thanks ....... (E) 1st film INVITES

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    HAPPILY DOOR-PRIZE! ~ 10 EARLY CITIZENS! ~ **TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT** ~ ONLY $10

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    **TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT** LETTERPRESS ART + MAGAZINE WORKBOOK ~ Get your happily on! (A) Four first edition numbered Inspiration Signs ........... (B) FULL YEAR SUBSCRIPTION to "Imagination: Stories of Happily & the New Utopia” via e-reader or e-mail ....... Plus: (C) MEMBERCARD ....... (D) stickers ....... (E) O'Thanks ....... (F) 1st film invites ....... (G) digital 8x10 signs ........ {photos & details beTM catalog, left} ....... EARLY CITIZEN SPECIAL

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    PROUD CITIZEN: HAPPILY TEE ~ Tell the world you're a citizen! (A) SINGLE SIDED T-SHIRT: Your choice Vibrant Happily Blue or quietly silvery grey S-3xl size ....... Plus: (B) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {Photos & details beTM catalog, left} ....... EARLY CITIZEN SPECIAL

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    COY CITIZEN: HAPPILY TEE ~ Tell the world you’re all about the happily. (A) TWO SIDED T-SHIRT ~ Mysterious “Makes more” front / “Happily” back. Light Happily Blue, S-3xl size ....... Plus: (B) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {photos & details beTM catalog, left} ....... EARLY CITIZEN SPECIAL

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    SAVVY CITIZEN: DELUX DECISION TOTE ~ Poetry in motion ~ you & (A) Delux Decision Device TOTE. Makes decisions easy ....... Plus: (B) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {photos & details beTM catalog, left} ....... EARLY CITIZEN SPECIAL

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    2 backers Limited (41 left of 43)

    **HAPPILY CHAIR KIT** (A) DIDACTIC EDUCATIONAL MANIPULABLE ~ This is it ~ most titillating triumph of teaching technology today. Sacred sexuality of Chairmasutra: Zen of Happily Chair Kit ....... Plus: (B) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {photos & details beTM catalog, left} ....... EARLY CITIZEN SPECIAL

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    BUNDLERAMA: HAPPILY CHAIR KIT + TEE ~ what a bargain ~ Happily Chair Kit games are more fun when wearing a Happily Tee! ~ Photos & details, beTM catalog, left. ~ S-3xl size, vibrant blue or quiet grey, single sided. Plus: TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT. *EARLY CITIZEN* SPECIAL

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    BUNDLETASTIC: 2 HAPPILY CHAIR KITS + 2 TEES ~ Wow! (A) TWO HAPPILY CHAIR KITS interacting ~ or, 1 @ your + special someone’s homes ~ or, a gift! ....... (B) TWO T-SHIRTS, choice single sided OR 2-sided; S-3xl size ....... Plus: (C) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {photos & details beTM catalog, left}

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    BUNDELISTA: DELUX TOTE + HAPPILY CHAIR KIT + TEE ~ Tricked out for Happily! ~ Wear your (A) COY CITIZEN TEE ....... carry (B) HAPPILY CHAIR KIT to a Specials Someone's home for an Overnight Sex Stay (OSS) ....... in your (C) DDDT lux TOTE ....... Plus: (D) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {photos & details beTM catalog, left}

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    BUNDLEPALOOZA: **1 OF EACH** Wowee! Fun for the whole family ....... (A) HAPPILY CHAIR KIT ....... (B) 3 HAPPILY TEES ~ 1 of each style/color ....... (C) Delux Decision Device TOTE ....... (D) TRUE HAPPILY STARTER KIT ....... {photos & details beTM catalog, left}

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    **SPECIAL CONSULT** GET YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED + YOUR BIG BUNDLE ~ OMG ! Is this really happening? ....... (A) Will AFHI really answer my own personal question and feature it in a film, workbook-magazine or post? ....... (B) YES & you get to CHOOSE YOUR OWN BIG BUNDLE ABOVE TOO: -ista, -tastic, or -palooza ....... WHAT HAPPILY!

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    PATRON OF HAPPILY: ENDOWED SCHOLARSHIP + STORYBOARD ~ How can I truly help spread the happily throughout the land? you ask ....... (A) Endowed Scholarship for a 6 week study/internship experience educates a future New UtopiaTM leader while providing AFHI resources to make better film ....... Each provides a 6 week experience, 1 day/week for student from MassArt or Emerson college ....... (B) PLUS: 1 OF A KIND, 1 page of STORYBOARD from 6 SECRETS TO HAPPILY: ZEN OF HAPPILY CHAIR KIT ....... (C) Plus: 2 SPECIAL CONSULTATION QUESTIONS ....... (D) Plus: 2 BIG BUNDLES [choose your own from above: -ista, -tastic, or -palooza]

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    GRAND PATRON OF HAPPILY: ENDOWED SCHOLARSHIP + BOARD MEMBERSHIP ~ How can I pledge my heart and soul to the fight to bring about the New UtopiaTM? you wonder ....... (A) Endowed Scholarship for a 12 week study/internship experience educates future New UtopiaTM leader while providing AFHI resources to make better films ....... Each provides a 12 week experience, 1 day/week for student from MassArt or Emerson college. ....... (B) Membership on our Board puts you in the SECRET AFHI Leadership Committee, & MANY MEMBER PERKS ....... (C) PLUS 1 OF A KIND, 1 page of STORYBOARD, from SEX OF HAPPILY, OUR POLYSEXUAL OMNIAMOROUS FUTURE ....... (D) Plus: 2 SPECIAL CONSULTATION QUESTIONS ....... (E) 4 BIG BUNDLES [choose your own from above: -ista, -tastic, or -palooza]

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    FILM PRODUCER OF HAPPILY: YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS as producer of a future short film. or pseudonym, as you like it! ~ work with AFHI staff via skype, phone, email, or in person (travel/lodging not included) ~ collaborate on a film which upholds the mission of AFHI ~ get full producer credit! ~ swell with fame and happily! PLUS 1 OF A KIND, 1 page of STORYBOARD, from SEX OF HAPPILY, OUR POLYSEXUAL OMNIAMOROUS FUTURE Plus, 4 BIG BUNDLES!

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    NEW UTOPIA TRIAL PERIOD: Some folks pay up to $36,135 for a taste of New UtopiaTM! ~ YOU can have it for only 10k - ALL EXPENSES PAID! ~ A mere pittance for 2 FULL WEEKS in that replica of New UtopiaTM <the be village headquarters>. ~ Sit in fascinating executive leadership committee meetings ~ peek at psychology of key AFHI C-suite staff ~ learn inside scoop on 6 Secrets ~ enjoy charming social discourse ~ explore fabulous Culture of Massachusetts, the Great State (GS) ~ Get in on intramural AFHI games! ~ Minimum of 4 OUT OF THE 6 SECRETS you'll practice! ~ 4 slots: get yours now ~ bring the Significant Others: FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. plus: -Palooza x 10

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Funding period

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