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Adventure Buddies Adult Coloring Book

Trump and Putin undergo sensitivity training. When their comfort animals eat the instructors, their next course is in adventure!

Adventure Buddies Adult Coloring Book

Trump and Putin undergo sensitivity training. When their comfort animals eat the instructors, their next course is in adventure!

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Last updated March 14, 2016
 

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    THE EASY E-BOOK LEVEL

    For this level, you get a DRM- free ebook to download and color! Plus at this and every other level, you get any and all of the stretch goals we reach! Deal?

    The EASY E-BOOK level is named after Lightning Joe's favorite rapper. It's no secret that when Biden cruises in his Trans-Am, The Scorpions and Billy Squire dominate his rotation. But did you know that when he's on his Tex-Mex hustle, his Walkman refuses to blast any cassette that isn't named Straight Outta Compton?

    Masha says: "Remember to print out the pages before coloring, kids. If you ruin your mom's screen with colored pencils, I'll slink into your room and eat you as you slumber. RRWWARR!"

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    THE EARLY BIRD COMRADE LEVEL

    NA ZDOROVIE! As a YOUUUGE thank you, we will send you an unsigned copy of ADVENTURE BUDDIES YOUUUGE Book of the Coloring FOR WINNERS!

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    NA ZDOROVIE! As a YOUUUGE thank you for your pledge of twelve dollars or more, we will send you an unsigned copy of ADVENTURE BUDDIES YOUUUGE Book of the Coloring FOR WINNERS!

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    THE APPRENTICE LEVEL

    You're hired! Your first task is to color the signed ADVENTURE BUDDIES coloring book as soon as it arrives at your door! Plus you get the EASY E-BOOK LEVEL!

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    The APPRENTICE, plus an Adventure Buddies T-shirt. A shirt so snazzy, Vlad would never tear it, not even for an impromptu pec bounce-off against Shinzo Abe in the G-8 Summit parking lot.

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    YOUUUGE DISCOUNT!

    You get the APPRENTICE, a bottle of Lightning Joe's Adventure Sauce and an Adventure Buddies T-shirt to stain in the midst of a brain-boiling Adventure Sauce frenzy or rampage!

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    THE TRENCH COAT TEX-MEX HUSTLER LEVEL

    The APPRENTICE, plus a bottle of Lightning Joe's Adventure Sauce, the world's first performance-enhancing hot sauce!*

    Lightning Joe: "Oh that? That's no gun, officer. That's just a lump of old burrito meat molded into a pistol shape. When Lightning Joe opens his coat, cats figure the thunder aint far behind. But let me tell ya, the only kind of thunder this old lump will bring ya is diarrhea. (Winks. Clicks tongue.) cha cha cha."

    *you may want to stock up on blister cream for your butt cheeks.

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    THE ADVENTURE BUDDY LEVEL

    You get the APPRENTICE, a bottle of Lightning Joe's Adventure Sauce and an Adventure Buddies T-shirt to stain in the midst of a brain-boiling Adventure Sauce frenzy or rampage!

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    THE VLAD RIP OFF LEVEL

    Pick some words. A Vlad impersonator will either yell them while ripping off his shirt or say them calmly while bouncing his pecs.Or both? This will be turned into a gif for you to cherish and hand down to your grand-kids.

    Perfect for wedding proposals, birthday gifts, quitting your job, a character reference for your sentencing hearing. Whatever. Have fun but use common sense (no hatred) or we'll refund you harder than Vlad rejects a three-point attempt from a wheel chair basketball player.

    Oh, and we'll throw in THE APPRENTICE LEVEL, too.

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    THE MASHA ADVENTURE LEVEL

    The APPRENTICE, plus when you and a guest come to Omaha (on your dime) you'll eat some Tex-Mex and tour the world-famous Henry Doorly Zoo with the Adventure Buddies crew.* See the tiger that sent a local to the hospital after she tried to 'pull a Vlad' and make it her comfort animal!

    Not much for eating bastardized Mexican food buried under tubs of sour cream? Hate seeing majestic animals in confinement? No problem. Shoot us an alternative adventure idea. Chances are, we'd be down- especially if there's a nap-time in the itinerary.

    *or reasonable substitutes.

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    THE MET LEVEL

    THE APPRENTICE, plus a print from one of ten select pages in the book signed, numbered and framed!

    Museum director: "Gentlemen, you can't just come in here and hang your drawings on the walls. There are procedures."

    Don: "Oh we've got your procedures. Vlad?"

    VLAD: (While ripping off his shirt) "MASHA! Вот, котенок котенок!"

    Masha rounds a corner, bounds toward the museum director and swallows him in one bite. Don and Vlad resume drinking Adventure Sauce and Scotch taping their art to the walls.

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    THE APPRENTICE, plus send us your company logo or a picture of your face and we'll turn it into a line drawing which will then grace a page in the book. Order two of this reward and we'll do both.

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    Are you the Bernie Sanders that all the kids are talking about? Or are you a reasonable facsimile*? If so, THE FEEL THE BERNIE LEVEL is perfect for you! It includes THE APPRENTICE LEVEL, plus we'll throw in a full page campaign ad at half the price those capitalist swine will have to pay.

    If the campaign trail happens to run through our humble Nebraska town, (or you're just headed to or from Colorado for reasons that are none of our damn business), you're welcome to crash on our futon for a night or two. Need more? No problem. Just chip-in for munchies and don't be a total slob. Oh, and the author has been wanting to join a certain union for some time, so yeah...if you could pop into the local to give him an endorsement, that'd be great.

    Upon arrival, you'll find a fresh pack of tighty whities for you on the milk crate nightstand next to a dog-earred copy of Das Kapital. In the mini-fridge will be a half-gallon jug of one percent milk to share with the cat after he bites your toes in the middle of the night. Don't be alarmed, he's just taking advantage of your compassion. (he'll smell it on you) Throw us a few more bones and we'll let you pull your campaign van into the garage long enough to do any needed maintenance or repairs. You'll have to bring your own tools though. Nothing personal, but lets just say ever since 2012 when a dude whose name rhymes with "Moe Flyden" stopped by during his campaign, we've been down a Craftsman socket set and a sweet skull lighter that shoots a flame out of its mouth when you open the jaw.

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    Do you have a short film script or an idea for one that you'd like to have produced? How about a novella that you'd like to have ghostwritten? Talk to us! No reasonable request will be denied. (Delivery date depends on the project)

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    Are you or is someone you love running for president of the United States? How about PTA historian? If so, THE WINNING CANDIDATE LEVEL is the level you need. It includes the APPRENTICE LEVEL plus a full page political ad in the coloring book. Think about it... How else are you going to reach the kids these days? Do you think they want to go to some boring old rally? No! They want to sit home and go on adventures with their crayons! And if they're going to be coloring, you might as well make sure they're coloring a big, fat check mark next to your face!

    If you win your election (and you will) we'll take full credit! However, if for some reason you manage to screw things up and lose, we'll totally not block you on the Twitter. Pinkie swear...

    All political ad legalities apply here.

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    THE DON, VLAD AND BIDEN CAMEO LEVEL

    Are you Don, Vlad or Joe Biden? Do you want in on this action? If so, your pledge at this level will ensure that we do an audio book version of Adventure Buddies and that you will have a credited role.

    *Sorry guys, you won't be able to portray yourselves, only minor roles. We'll be leaving your voices to the professionals.

    Also, please don't hurt us.

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