It'll be easier to get through 2017 if you don't try to do it alone. This reward includes one copy of the planner for yourself and one to share plus double of all the extra little stuff. Also comes with tons of intangible positive sentiment and gratitude from me to you, which will be delivered instantly when you pledge.
All reward levels include Kickstarter & credit card fees (8-10% of the fundraising total). Shipping costs are based on current USPS First Class & Priority Mail rates.
Two copies of UNSOLICITED ADVICE for you and a friend, plus a signed copy of my weird journal book PICK ME UP for you because, whatever, your friend isn't the one supporting this project and what they don't know won't hurt them???
Four copies of UNSOLICITED ADVICE for you or gifting, plus a signed copy of my weird journal book PICK ME UP
...because honestly sometimes you just need a little journaling time to yourself to reflect on all the shit going on and maybe laugh in the face of stress a little because the holidays are supposed to be fun but literally every day right up until the night before is way more stressful than it needs to be and if I have to hear a cheesy instrumental version of "Jingle Bells" one more time I'm gonna LOSE IT.
Three copies of the UNSOLICITED ADVICE 2017 planner and three signed copies of PICK ME UP because you know that if you have both then your sister is going to want both and then your mom is gonna get jealous and then your dad will be like WHY DID YOU ONLY GET ONE??? and then Christmas will be ruined.
Obviously you don't need one to enjoy the other but they really do go very nicely together for people who love the activity and introspective parts of the planner and wish there was just way, way more of that.
Eight copies of the planner because holiday gifts are hard to do and it's just easier to get everyone the same cool-but-inexpensive thing and be done with it. You are smart this is a good idea your staff-coworkers-cousins-students-roommates will love it (probably).
You and three friends will experience "the tour of a lifetime" as we all hop on one of those double decker NYC tourbusses and ride it for the entire duration of wherever it goes. If it is raining I don't want to sit on the top part but you still could and we can text each other the whole time.
I will also purchase you a cupcake from the place where Carrie Bradshaw eats a cupcake OR I will buy you a baked good that is even more exciting than that (it's going to to be babka just so you know). If you have a gluten allergy or other dietary restrictions you may substitute for 1 above average ("big") apple.
This reward is only available to those in, or planning to visit, New York City and travel (other than the tour itself) will not be provided.
I will send you copies of the planner in time for the holidays and the tour can be scheduled for any time.