ARE YOU MY PARENTS? THANK YOU FOR THIS TREMENDOUS SUPPORT!
Like a parent, you're offering true support and faith. You believe in me! But nobody learns by having things handed to them. This is nearly the actual total cost of all these items if you were to purchase them from my webstore separately ($142.07). But, like buying the entire pitcher of lemonade, it takes parent-levels of love to actually take it all. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Your support of me and my work means the world to me. I am so excited to share all of these things with you. I will throw in plenty of surprises, too. You are wonderful.
2 copies of the 2013 Planner + Membership to my 2013 MAIL ART CLUB + "thanks for nothing" Balloons + "STARVING FOR ATTENTION" T-shirt + "SORRY I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE" Balloons + HOME-BREW #2 Zine Package + "I LOVE YOU, BUT" Pin Set + Assorted Postcard Set + "LURKIN HARD" PIN
ALSO I WILL DRAW YOU (please note I am a pretty bad illustrator) and write your name in hearts and make a beautiful GIF portrait. This has an unlimited value because one day I will be a famous artist well-regarded for hahahaha hahahahaha hahaha hahaha oh-