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The Cyanide & Happiness Adventure Game will complete the gaping hole in your soul, heal the feels in your heart, and wash your dishes. FREAKPOCALYPSE COMING 2019!
The Cyanide & Happiness Adventure Game will complete the gaping hole in your soul, heal the feels in your heart, and wash your dishes. FREAKPOCALYPSE COMING 2019!
14,971 backers pledged $575,377 to help bring this project to life.

SYOA Chapter 3 is live! This chapter unlocks an EXTRA SECRET GAME GOODIE FOR EVERYONE!

Posted by Cyanide & Happiness (Creator)
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For Previous Chapters: https://www.reddit.com/r/CyanideSYOA/  

By a landslide, you all have chosen to challenge the poor girl to a fight to the death. We hope you feel good about yourselves, tough guys! 

Here's our favorite submissions.

 

 
 
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On to the next chapter, where we UNLOCK ONE OF THE EXTRA GAME GOODIES we have set up for you!

 

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After what feels like six hours of just kind of standing there, you realize that she is actually growing increasingly uncomfortable with your presence. You’re blowing it, dude! You’re blowing it! You focus hard on forcing SOMETHING to come out of your mouth.  

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE DEATH!" you scream quietly

Gloria stares blankly, clutching her bag tighter.  

"Ok" Gloria says as she calmly reaches into her bag. "I'll go first." And with that, you see a painful vision flash before your eyes. It sprays into your eyes, to be more accurate. She maces you with precision accuracy, leaving you rolling around on the bus in agony for the remainder of the bus ride.  

You get to school and quickly slip into the bathroom to rinse your eyes. You can't be seen not seeing like this. Suddenly, the bathroom door bursts open and in walks Steamin’ Karl - your arch nemesis. You can't see him, but you recognize his signature huffs and grunts, as well as the sound of him cracking his knucles. He's always been like this. One time, at your 9th birthday party, he pooped in the pool on purpose. He wasn't even in the pool, he just hovered over the edge and let them loose while blocking everyone from climbing out just to assert his dominance. You guys haven’t hung out since he turned your pool into a 2k gallon toilet.  

You snap from your daydream to feel your body slammed up against the bathroom wall. “I saw you talkin to my girl, PukeFace! I'm the only guy she's allowed to mace!” You don't like being touched in the mens room, especially not at high velocity. “Laurie might be fresh meat, but she’s MY meat!” Karl grunts at you and presses his nose to yours.

You wriggle, trying to escape his grasp. “Pfft, YOUR meat? First of all, weird. Second of all, that’s not even her name, dude. Let me go - I’m gonna be late.” Karl grits his teeth and snarls at you, “Oh YEAH?? If you’re such a SMART BOY NAME REMEMBERER, what’s her name? HUH??!”

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A) “Her name’s Steve - a traditional german milkmaiden name popularized in the 1820’s.” 

Tweet a link to the kickstarter, but with the dumbest clickbait title you can come up with. Use #CyanideSYOA

B) “Gloria. Her name is Gloria, dude.” 

Change your FB profile picture to a photo of your favorite C&H character with a link to the Kickstarter in the description. Keep it that way until the deadline.

C) “Her name’s Nanna… Nanna yer business!” 

Post an Instagram Photo or video of you failing something very simple, tag @explosmofficial with #CyanideSYOA

Deadline is September 13th. Help our poor buddy out, won't you?

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    1. Roger Barr Collaborator on

      @Kelman Edwards - It's appreciated nevertheless. Also, mustard is a condiment you can just squirt onto a hotdog or hamburger or cereal, so you shouldn't need to cut it anyway.

      @Austin bernard - Luckily for you, they're all free to register on so you can join in the fun!

    2. Austin bernard on

      I don't have any of these social medias :(

    3. Kelman Edwards
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      My art did not cut the mustard (._.)