New Tier Announcement, Early Bird tier GONE, and Last Chance for SYOA Chapter 1!
WOW, looks like you're super excited to get killed in the game! We were hoping we'd get to murder at least some of you, but didn't realize you were all that ready to end it.
We're kind of new to killing, though, so there are gonna be a few mishaps. That's why we're proud to announce the:
INCHES FROM DEATH TIER Appear in our game as a character who isn't murdered, but instead is maimed within an inch of his/her life, yet still has to go on living in total agony. A fate even worse than death itself!
There's only FIVE of these bad boys available, so snag yours now if you hate yourself but didn't realize you were THAT ready to end it all.
Schmooze Your Own Adventure
We've realized the way we presented this originally was a little confusing, so we made a FANCY GRAPHIC to explain how WE NEED YOU TO UNLOCK EXTRA GAME GOODIES FOR EVERYONE!
If you're wanting to vote in chapter 1 of the SYOA to help us UNLOCK EXTRA GAME GOODIES, you've got until tomorrow to get your pics in!
We've gotten some great submissions so far, we'll share our favorites with you tomorrow when we reveal how YOU'VE chosen to ruin this kid's life! Horray!