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The Cyanide & Happiness Adventure Game will complete the gaping hole in your soul, heal the feels in your heart, and wash your dishes. FREAKPOCALYPSE COMING 2019!
The Cyanide & Happiness Adventure Game will complete the gaping hole in your soul, heal the feels in your heart, and wash your dishes. FREAKPOCALYPSE COMING 2019!
14,971 backers pledged $575,377 to help bring this project to life.

Let's Unlock EXTRA GAME STUFF!

Posted by Cyanide & Happiness (Creator)
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Thank you EVERYONE for helping us with your support so far!  

But the fun isn't over yet, this campaign we're allowing you to UNLOCK EXTRA GAME STUFF by playing our Schmooze Your Own Adventure!  

How do you play? With each chapter there will be three choices. To vote for a choice, send us the corresponding achievement to adventure@explosm.net and when we've got a winner, we'll progress the story to the next chapter and CLOSER to some SECRET EXTRA GAME STUFF!  

THE CURRENT CHOICES:
Choice A: Wear Dad’s clothes.
Email us your best photos of Dad Cosplay!  

Choice B: Dress like a banana. Email us a photo of yourself dressed like a banana, and stuffed into a too-small space.  

Choice C: Wear dirty clothes. Email us a photo of yourself wearing a trash outfit!

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Here's Chapter 1 if you've missed it, get your votes in so we can ruin this kid's life!  

Chapter 1

“SON, WAKE THAT ASS UP. I AIN’T GONNA SAY IT TWICE AND I AIN’T GONNA SAY IT NICE!!”  

Monday morning suddenly comes blazing into your room as your father kicks in your door and tears your curtains off their rod, the sunbeams blasting directly into your now awake eyeballs. You groan and roll over to face away from the searing light, but your rude as hell dad grabs two DVDs off your cluttered bedroom floor and redirects the sunbeams to shine in your eyes anyway. He’s horrible and loves to torture you - probably because you’re a little weirdo. But, with a dad like yours, no wonder you turned out to be so weird.  

”Today is your first day of school. I’ve been waiting three months to pick my hobby back up and I’ll be damned if you’re gonna trash my dreams again. Y’know, like you did when you were born?” he lurches over top of you and pries open your eyeballs. His fingers smell like onions and this is probably the worst way to wake up that you could possibly think of.  

Smacking his hand away, you mutter, ”Dad, I don’t think that getting a job can really be considered a ‘hobby’…” and rub the crust and dad’s finger smell out of your eyeballs. He’s a jerk but he’s right - today IS the first day of school and you’ve gotta wake your ass up.  

”Oh yeah?” Dad grabs your ankles and starts to pull you out of bed. You thrash a bit but, exhausted, allow him to drag you off the bed and bounce your head off the bedframe. Ow!  

“What’s your hobby? Stayin’ up all night long, rubbin’ yer stuff, watchin’ all kinds of loud ass…”  

”MOVIES, DAD.” Your voice cracks. “I was watching a movie. One with lots of weird fight scenes and I forgot my laptop was connected to the living room speaker, OKAY?? And I wasn’t rubbin’ nothin’!” You break free of his clammy grasp and scramble to your feet. “Now will you please LEAVE so I can get dressed?”  

”Yeah, whatever you little pervert. Breakfast is almost ready, don’t wear anything lame okay?” Like he’s got room to talk. You make your way to your closet, determined to find the perfect first day of school outfit. Digging through the pile of clothes on your closet floor, you realize the clean pickins are pretty slim. Damnit. Dad forgot to do laundry again.  

DECISION 1: What the hell are you going to wear??  

Choice A: Wear Dad’s clothes. Email us your best photos of Dad Cosplay!  

Choice B: Dress like a banana. Email us a photo of yourself dressed like a banana, and stuffed into a too-small space.  

Choice C: Wear dirty clothes. Email us a photo of yourself wearing a trash outfit!

Where do we send everything? Why, adventure@explosm.net of course! As soon as we've got a winner, we'll post our favorites and move through to THE NEXT CHAPTER!

EARLY BIRD - Get the game cheaper! 

Also, we still have early bird tiers left on the campaign For those of your who've backed at the $25 tier, there's still time to move to the early bird tier and get an additional $5 off your game!

Grab your early bird while you still can!

Eric Sazo, Seppo Seppälä, and 15 more people like this update.

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    1. Cyanide & Happiness Creator on

      @Gabriel You're unlocking stuff for everyone's game, including yours!

    2. James Austin
      Superbacker
      on

      Gabriel, the latter

    3. Gabriel Balda on

      So sorry but I just don't get it. Am I unlocking stuff for MY GAME? Or is like a community quest where everyone is just helping everyone get more stuff in the actual game?

    4. Cyanide & Happiness Creator on

      @Jason technically yes that works, but we're hoping for you to go overboard in looking dad-like. Whatever that means is up to you, but the funnier the submission is, the better.

      @eric, all good, we'll know by the submission which one you wanted.

    5. Jason Anarchy
      Superbacker
      on

      If I am already a dad, do I just wear my own clothes?

    6. Eric Sazo on

      I emailed but I typed C instead of B. I replied mentioning my mistake. I hope my submission still counts.