Download of our latest track, “Bite Me (Love Song to Friedrich Nietzsche)
Be among the first to listen to this homage to odaxelagnia and inner-species love. This track has inspired a soon-to be released video by renowned artist kate hers (www.estherka.com) as well as a philosophy hanky code craze (read below). While you will be the first to be touched by its aura, “remember that the essential characteristic of the culture industry is repetition” and, as such, this track will be released to the public for free later. Will be delivered via download.
Collector’s Item: Signed photo of Kegels for Hegel
“The Early Days” almost-famous still, shot in Berlin at GWF Hegel’s tomb, where inspiration struck. From grave to cradle – treasure your very own photograph, of the place our inspiration was born, signed by yours truly.
EP of 3 remixes of “I Wanna Fight you to the Death (Love Song to GWF Hegel)”
Editors’ cut: original and two unreleased dance remixes of “I Wanna Fight You to the Death (Love Song to GWF Hegel).” Sure to put you in the rhythm. Will be delivered via download.
Golden Edition Hegel Mask
Limited edition: Mask of GWF’s face as featured in the video of “I Wanna Fight You to the Death (Love Song to GWF Hegel).” Kegels for Hegel signed and stamped color mask of Hegel’s face backed in golden paper, with gold string to attach around head. Choose “full” for the mystery effect, or “half” to allow a view of lips.
Kegels for Hegel Shirt
All over your chest:
Plan A: Each second hand shirt is a one-of-a-kind artifact designed and screenprinted by yours truly. Leave it to the “cunning of reason” to produce a garment that may be guayabera or button down, cut up or collared, long-sleeved or short. Tell us if you like your philosophy “Small”, “Medium,” “Large,” or “Extra Large.”
*Original shirts purchased from Revivals, a San Diego thrift shop whose proceeds benefit Desert AIDS Project – an organization that provides services to people living with HIV/AIDS in the desert community.
Plan B: Theory and practice are sometimes two different things: If our hands were made for writing and not screenprinting, we will get professionals involved to print our stunning logo on new, mass produced shirts.
Get brain, give brain, be brain. We have modified a wood table tennis paddle featuring plastic comfort cushions with the Kegels for Hegel logo. With this Fetisch Produkt des Tages, you can give that naughty (inner) philosopher the good spanking she deserves. Submission, if not sublation, with surely follow.
Nietzsche was all about giving! Choose some items from the above price categories that add up to your donation amount. Or, if your being seeks nothingness, exercise your free will to declare that your personal state of fulfillment requires no commodity fetishism.
Hanky Code Philosopher Bandana
Top or bottom, passive or active, kinky or demure – this hanky will get your desires some recognition. 100% cotton, Adorno-ed with philosopher’s face and Kegels for Hegel logo. “Nietzsche Biting Fetish” (Houndstooth).