Updating the crap out of you!
We here at The Muslims Are Coming! are pleased as non-alcoholic punch that our campaign has had such an amazing start! We knocked the first half of this campaign outta the park and we can't THANK YOU enough. So THANK YOU. Here's another: THANK YOU.
But, the truth remains that we have quite a bit more to go. At the time of this posting, we still have another - hold onto your britches - $14,560 remaining. To us, those numbers are like a category 5 heart attack (that's how they categorize heart attacks, right?). But hopefully, with your help, we'll be able to rev it up and get to our final goal!
With only 23 days left to wow you, we've decided to add a couple rewards:
1) For a $37 pledge you can see the final movie streaming! That's right! Because we live in the future and in the future movies stream, that's just what they do! And of course, you'll still receive all the astounding rewards that come before it.
2) For a mere $600, you can get two tickets to a Late Night with Jimmy Fallon taping, with an autographed copy of his face! Doesn't that sound like a fancy and good time? And of course, you'll get all the unbelievably earth shattering rewards that come before it.
So, please keep the word going - we would LOVE you to tell a friend and maybe they'll tell a friend and then maybe that friend will be Mark Zuckerberg and he just pays off the whole thing and we all become millionaires. How's that sound??
Tell your friends! Tell your lovers! Tell your podiatrist!
Here's our shortened link for the tweeting: http://kck.st/HCWLnD
Now, if you have a minute, watch the video below to get a better feel of the climate at ye olde Vaguely Qualified Production offices. You'll either be motivated by the video or, you know, scared.
SOS, Love, Help please,
Negin & Dean