KICKSTARTER

WE ARE ENTERTAINING!.  We've put alot of time and effort into the craft that is DoucheBag Machete.  But...we've been doing it in a vacuum.  We've spent literal years writing songs, building a show, and accumulating the resources it takes to put on a professional, yet entertaining show.  But, regardless of our business acumen, we walk our own path.  We can't be categorized.  We have simple riffs and complex arrangements.  We're theatrical but we're minimalists.  We speak poetry and prose plus sing you songs of doodie avoidance, tattoos on genitalia, and overly spicy finger food.

We are ready to blow your minds.  We've been working hard for you.  Do yourself a favor, and get ready to be entertained!

We are playing a Battle of the Bands in Memphis, TN on January 26, 2013.  Our one and only goal is to help sell tickets to this event.  The reason we're offering other incentives is simply to cater to fans who may be interested, but unable to attend the show.

So, check out the video.  It's a five minute montage of songs recorded live at a rehearsal.  If you like heavy music, humor, originality, and simply being entertained, buy a ticket and come check us out.

Keep in mind, there'll be many other bands playing.  So, make a day of it.  Bring a friend, come hang out and check out what's going on in the scene.  Depending on the turnout, we plan on throwing an after party, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it and will make an announcement online and on the stage.

Thanks for the interest - DoucheBag Machete

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