I am not on that Facebook and nor do I want to be, so I am making my own.
How do you plan to do this, you say?
Well first of all, mine is nothing like that other face book. Mine is an actual book of faces. Over 100 pages waiting to be filled.
So why do you need my help with this?
I guess I don't really, I could just fill the book with random people, but that would not be fun. So by pledging only $5 you can get me to make you your very own page in my Face Book.
What do I get?
You get a page in my Face Book which means I draw you and add your name, phone number, birthdate, and all your other personal information to the page for everyone else to see. Oh wait. That's the other Face Book.
Woah. What do I get?
You get me to draw your portrait in my Face Book and then I will scan it and send it to you via the magic of the internets.
How do I know you are not some talentless art school dropout?
Well I did get a BFA in art.
But a BFA in art doesn't mean you are any good?
That's so true. Here's an example of what to expect.
There are you impressed. Any more questions?
Was that a Buzzcocks reference up there?
Yes. Yes, it was. Any more brain-busters?
No. No more questions, you are free to go.
- (30 days)