Valentine's Day Zombies
Dear Zombie Law Kickstarter Backers,
The hardbound edition of "Zombie in the Federal Courts" looks beautiful. The shipping labels are printed. The stamps are ready; those interested in numerology will be amused to learn that U.S.Postal Service media mail rate for a book of this weight (3lbs) is $4.13. Unfortunately, the packaging options are less than ideal and so we are still working on that. Soon. Very soon.
In the meantime, Valentine's Day approaching, my new book may spark your interest:
"Valentine's Day in the Federal Courts" is a a surrealistic poem, a footnoted word cloud, and a wonderful gift for law lovers. Available from Amazon with two-day shipping to arrive in time for the holiday if you order today. This book is much smaller than the zombie book, just 42 pages, using much smaller excerpts from each case. This Valentine's volume is more of a poem where the other books in this series have been fuller case compendiums. This small Valentine's book is perfect as a Valentine's gift for law lovers and Amazon is currently discounting the book to under $13 dollars. Order today!
Note: These books are not intended for children, there are obscene words and references to sex, drugs and violence. This is after all, the federal courts.
Happy (early) Valentine's Day from @LawZombie
THANK YOU for continuing to support this absurd project, the hardbound zombie books will ship very soon... but these other books are pretty neat too... more to come...