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A music video illustrating the extreme dangers of prolonged sexual frustration...
17 backers pledged £401 to help bring this project to life.

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Don't you hate it when 'the man' (or the woman in this case) tries to tell you what to do... ? I bet you wouldn't like it if the prime minister tried to keep you from ever having sex again uh ?

Well that's exactly what Queen Victoria did ! Do you not believe me ? Well see it for yourself in our video ! Uh- no, wait, the ending could be different - if it got  finished... but that might just depend on you! Yes, you could have a say on whether SHE wins or WE do !

Have a look at the pledges on the right hand side of the screen to find out how you can leave your mark and be part of this project. There are lots of perks waiting for you !

Free kisses, pizza parties, gig tickets, album downloads and even a song written about you ! Not to speak of the opportunity to make a difference in the sex lives of thousands...

You could also come meet us at to our fundraiser gig on the 10th of May in Edinburgh where we will be playing along with 3 other amazing bands or... you could simply spread the word with your friends and become our new best friend... :)

Check us out on our official website or find us on facebook , youtube and find out when and where we are playing next !

Thanks guys, we send you a big smothering hug from Elyssa Vulpes and The Betes Noires... (an Edinburgh based band with a penchant for irreverent story telling)

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This project involves a lot of volunteer actors and sometimes these might not be available on the dates specified. However it will be a matter of finding suitable substitutes, which is something we are already working on.

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    Pledge £5 or more About $7

    You will receive a free ticket to our massive fundraiser gig on the 10th of May @ The Canon's Gait Cellar pub with 3 other bands and a ticket to the tombola and the sexy people auction ...!

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    Pledge £10 or more About $13

    You will receive the above, plus a downloadable copy of the single "The ballad of Queen Victoria" as soon as it is released!

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    Pledge £15 or more About $19

    You will get our EP "Cabaret Songs" directly into your inbox as soon as it is released and your name will appear in the video end titles with a "special thanks credit" !

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    Pledge £20 or more About $25

    You get an exclusive invitation to be on set when filming begins and will be welcome in the editing booth to watch us create a masterpiece!

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    Pledge £35 or more About $43

    You get a downloadable copy of the film when it is completed, as well as a high resolution A3 PDF poster file of the film, a downloadable high quality copy of the single "The Ballad of Queen Victoria", the EP "Cabaret Songs" AND the album "The Dark Arts" , before anyone else does!

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    Pledge £45 or more About $56

    You will be invited to have dinner with the whole band enjoying a true Italian pizza cooked by Elyssa Vulpes before coming along to the Exclusive Official Screening Wrap up party in Edinburgh PLUS a thank you kiss from a band member of your choice!!

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    Pledge £100 or more About $123

    The entire band "Elyssa Vulpes and The Betes Noires' shall perform for you at your event and get the party started in full swing !

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    Pledge £150 or more About $184

    For £ 150 we shall remix your own song and master it professionally to broadcasting standards.

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    Pledge £55 or more About $68

    Elyssa Vulpes shall make you famous by writing a song for you and by performing it either in the comfort of your own home or if you prefer by recording it live on video!

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