For $5 per word (just make your donation level, and select this as your gift—we'll work it out), you can purchase opening remarks during the shows Eric does as "Careful" for the rest of 2012. That is: for $5 per word, he will say your message before he plays, be it humorous, political, edgy... Anything (within the bounds of propriety).
One, and only one donor (first-come first-serve), for $200, will not only get a copy of Eric's new album, on vinyl, when it comes out (with digital download as well), but will get a song on ANY SUBJECT composed, performed and recorded by him. Also, you own it. Like, you can sell it to MTV or wherever and get all the money. It's yours. You can bury it in the desert to dig up in the End Times—whatever. It's yours.
Without you there would be no puppets! You are the person behind the puppets and you are gorgeous. We're going to give you one of the dog puppets from the play. We're also going to give you a drawing by katie and an album of eric's music.