Once In a Lifetime (or not)
You find yourself in the aftermath. You may ask yourself what am I doing here. You waited all these years and Paradigm is finally in your hands. Except its not... Read more
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Jeez guys, we're nearly there. Paradigm comes out in less than hour. This update I wont make any superfluous intro, but keep it simple and sweet. The game launches exactly... Read more
FINALLY PARADIGM IS COMING OUT APRIL 5th!
FINALLY it's happening. Woah. You open your email inbox and Jacob has finally announced that Paradigm is coming out. You slowly tuck the package full of airborne virus's under your bed,... Read more
Message In a Bottle
You've found yourself at your closest beach, looking out into the distance.
"Jacob said January, it is now January, a January without Jacobs game."
You make a note you need... Read more
The End (soon)
The end is coming soon. The complete and utter destruction of life as we know it. You don't care about the billions of people disappearing, you don't care that the... Read more
Don't Dream It's Over
Instead of my usual goofy opening paragraph, I employed my good friend Mishlov to give you four easy steps to dealing with waiting for Paradigm.
So first up, I... Read more
True Hearts On Fire!
You just finished your 10th viewing of Rocky IV that day and you suddenly have a feeling of American patriotism and for some reason you want to topple the Soviet... Read more
Don't Stop Me Now! Find Me Someone To Love!
You're out with your Best Budzies, you've been thinking about this night for weeks, you've prepared your outfit, its sizzling with some sort of unimaginable sex appeal which makes really... Read more
Don't You (Forget About Me)
What's been Jacob doing? Did he forget about me? You've been staring at your email. You've been checking your phone. You even re-installed an outdated messenger program that you used... Read more
I see you across on the dance floor, our gazes lock, we stare deep into eachothers eyes. You mouth, "I'm a Kickstarter Backer" and I mouth back "Let's Dance!" I... Read more
I Just Called to Say I Love You.
It's that time again dudes/dudettes, 2 months have past, and you've thought again, Jacob, does he really love me any more? Does he even care that I bought a new... Read more
Take My Breath Away
Dudes/dudettes, you all take my breath way, if I could, I'd whisk you all away on a motorbike into the sunset with the Top Gun soundtrack in our helmets.... Read more
How Deep Is Your Love?
I believe in you, you know the door to my very soul. Hello Paradigm dudes/dudettes, I see that you've gotten prettier somehow. New haircut? Damn its snazzy as hell, you could... Read more
Who can it be now?
OOOoooOOOOHHH who can it be now?Hello Paradigm dudes/dudettes, I've missed all your beautiful faces, it's good to see you again. I can't believe the love I'm still getting on... Read more
Hello, is it me you're looking for.
Wooooooooooooah, guys, I still can't believe this has happened, it still blows my mind just thinking about it. I thought I'd pop my head in and make sure you know... Read more
35K STRETCH GOAL SMASHED, KICKSTARTER OVER, AND MY MOUSTACHE THANKS YOU
The Kickstarter is over and what an insane ride it's been. I've been blown away with the reception of Paradigm. I can't thank you all enough, we are worlds apart,... Read more
UNDER 24 HOURS LEFT, NEW TWITTER COMPETITION AND NEW WORKSHOP REWARD
Man, this is has been a crazy ride. So many things have happened this month and it still doesn't feel quite real. At the end of the Kickstarter I will... Read more
30K STRETCH GOAL SMASHED, MAC DEMO (v10.9 ONLY) AND NON-ROMANTIC REJECTION
Is it possible to say thank you too much? Is it possible to be in love with 1186 backers simultaneously without it being immoral? The answer is no, I would... Read more
Wrong link fix from the last update of Bergs section (my mistake)
Hey guys, I made an error in the last update when uploading Jonas' section, I apologise, I caught up on some sweet sleep (in a bed this time haha) so... Read more
JONAS KJELLBERG'S ONE LITTLE WEIRD SECRET AND A NEW STRETCH GOAL
Hey dudes and dudettes of Paradigm,
Jonas is taking the reigns today but I wanted to quickly add a new update that a lot of people have been asking for... Read more
23K STRETCH GOAL REACHED, GREENLIT AND FINDING INSPIRATION
Hey Dudes and Dudettes,
What have you guys been doing? I turn away for one second and suddenly we're blasting past the third stretch goal. And here I'm still dancing... Read more
PAYPAL READY AND TWITTER COMPETITION LAUNCH (Also 22k, oh my word)
Hey Paradigm dudes/dudettes,
Paradigm continues to push a long with Rocky like prowess (Rocky 4 to be more specific). We've just hit 22k and still going with 12 days to... Read more
ART UPGRADE GOAL SMASHED AND ADD ON REWARDS NOW AVAILABLE (aww yiss)
Hey Paradigm dudes/dudettes,
We just just cracked the second stretch goal (art upgrade) and the campaign has only just went past halfway. You guys, I'm running out of creative ways... Read more
PARADIGM FUNDED, MUSIC UPGRADE GOAL SMASHED AND FINDING TRUE LOVE.
Hey Paradigm dudes and dudettes,
I've been working my part time job these past two days (Iphone 6 Launch, oh the humanity) and I apologise if I haven't replied to... Read more
I've been abusing caps lock but TOTALLY WORTH IT, NEARLY FUNDED!
Hey Paradigm dudes and dudettes,
It's been a crazy time since the last update! Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie) played Paradigm which I can't thank him enough for <3 It blew my... Read more
OVER 50% Crazy awesome.
Hey Paradigm bros,
We've gone past the 50% mark and there's still 21 days left to go. My mind is continually being blown, I wake up everyday super motivated because... Read more
Nearly Halfway and the early bird reward was smashed in 5 days!
Hello Paradigm fans! It's been an amazing, crazy few days. Paradigm is now 46% funded! We smashed the early bird reward and all of this in 5 days, I really... Read more
Third Day over and almost at $5000, THANK YOU!
Hey you beautiful Paradigm fans,
We are now at 209 backers and $4779 which is unbelievable, I can't thank you guys enough, I wan't to personally high five you all... Read more
First day is over, WOW thank you for the support!
First day is over and I'm amazed how much support there has been already, over $2000 already. I haven't been able to take the smile off my face for the... Read more