Dan will NOT talk to you for half an hour. And if you like, he'll also take you off all of his email lists, Facebook defriend you, deTweet you and otherwise leave you alone and in peace (for at least a year). Surely, some people will pay good money for this.
All of the aforementioned, PLUS you will have the opportunity to "work" on the crew of the film in either Los Angeles or New York and get an official credit as "Craft Service Associate", "Producer's Assistant" or even "Fluffer" if you prefer. Will get to hang out with the cast and crew for at least a day and look very important!
All of the above, PLUS you and a friend will get a non-speaking part in the film in either Los Angeles or New York. Your characters will get names, and you will be listed in IMDB as an actor in the film. You will hobnob with the cast and crew!
All of the above, PLUS Dan will throw one of his infamous Versailles Cuban restaurant dinners in YOUR honor. Usually this is only bestowed on Oscar winners and internationally recognized film directors and authors. But at this level, you are very special and deserve the full garlic chicken treatment, sangria toast, and complimentary flan.