About this project
Have you ever wanted to create an Uber for pour-over coffee, but couldn’t come up with a clever company name? How many times have you found yourself standing next to an impressive VC in an elevator, with absolutely nothing to pitch?
If your answers are “yes” and “all the time”, you’re not alone. As a forward-thinking, innovative leader of tomorrow, you know how hard it is to come up with the next billion-dollar Yahoo acquisition. But the hardships of Silicon Valley Entrepreneurship 1.0 are about to end, with the launch of the SV Refrigerator Magnet Set!
With this exclusive, 100% innovation-guaranteed, ideation-in-a-box kit, you can seamlessly recombine hundreds of buzzwords and innovate your way to the next Facebook! It’s no secret that Mark Zuckerburg toiled away in dank Harvard dorm rooms for years before Facebook was launched: instead, with the SV Magnet Set he could have leveraged his dorm room fridge to innovate in mere weeks.
DEMOCRATIZING A PLATFORM FOR IDEATION
The Silicon Valley Magnets will be crafted of the finest magnetic material and feature the top memes of 2014, as well as 2015’s most anticipated buzzwords harvested straight from the mouths of Menlo Park’s hottest entrepreneurs! Each kit features over 200 words or phrases, the equivalent of more than ONE TRILLION 10-word combinations. This practically eliminates the risk of repetition and simultaneous invention and could save BILLIONS on IP attorney fees!
ACCELERATE YOUR MAGNET CAPITAL WITH VIP POETRY GALA
Are you already a Silicon Valley Insider? Locked in a Seed Round and looking toward your Series A? There’s a Funding Level for you! With more than 3x the magnet capital and the 48-magnet VIP bonus kit, you can disrupt your industry overnight!
Want to rub elbows with other Magnet entrepreneurs? Look no further than the exclusive Magnet Poetry Gala, to be held in San Francisco in early 2015. For less than the price of a taxi ride to Sand Hill Road, you get a ticket to this Red Carpet event, along with the VIP magnets and five magnet kits, enough for all of your co-founders.
Been around the Bubbly Block a few times? Already order a Task-rabbit to valet park your Tesla at the Battery? The MAGNATE funding level is perfect for you! This level is limited to a select handful of individuals: in addition to Gala Tickets and enough magnets to fill your Scrooge-McDuck gold coin swimming pool, you'll choose a VANITY WORD or NAME to be included in EVERY SINGLE MAGNET KIT produced and sold! There’s simply no better way to get eyeballs on your magnetic company name or philanthropic venture.
MAGNETS IN ACTION
Risks and challenges
What could possibly go wrong? The economy's great! Everything's awesome! The biggest source of risk probably has to do with some kind of failure in the laws of magnetism, but seriously, when's the last time that happened? Probably ages ago, before the internet was even invented!Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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