A bag that you can shit in.
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About this project
The average person can waste up to 2.7 days a year just sitting on the toilet. ShitBags will revolutionize the way we poo, gaining all that lost time back. Just simply strap it on and you can go on the go!
Installing the ShitBag in 4 easy steps
Step 1. Place one loop of the ShitBag on your lower back.
Step 2. Secure loop with the adhesive strip.
Step 3. Stretch the bag in between your legs, looping the other loop around your erection, securing it.
Step 4. Pants.
Now instead of having to hunt down a bathroom, you can do your business anytime, anywhere. A properly installed ShitBag should look something like this:
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- Using duct tape technology, the ShitBag can sense when it is time to be replaced by peeling itself off from your back once the bag has reached its weight limit.
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What if I'm a girl?
This is not a product for girls because girls don't poop. If you are a girl and you do poop, simply sprout your erection because you are actually a man.
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Cost Breakdown
If we reach our goal, some of the money will go towards the budget for the adhesive tape. Since Los Angeles banned plastic bags, I will have to drive to Burbank to get some. So the rest of the money will be for that.
Risks and challenges
Must maintain erection in order for the ShitBag to hold properly. If you can hold the bag for longer than 4 hours, call a doctor.
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Funding period
- (30 days)