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Potato Salad and Coleslaw are so 17 minutes ago! Support the true cold shit in a bowl on the buffet table!
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I want to show the world that potato salad and coleslaw are the red headed stepchilds of the cold shit in a bowl buffet options.  

Egg salad also has protein in it, and I'm not sure potato salad or coleslaw does.  Not really sure what's in any of them to be honest.  Pretty damn sure eggs have protein though.

Potato Salad, i say NYET!  

Is Potato Salad the Hero or the internet? Or just a dirty tossed tuberous crop reining with an iron spoon?!

Is potato salad crafting a means to prosperity for one starchy dictator? Or an instrument by which power is abused, exercised and used to control us?!

If you haven't asked yourselves these question do so now! A internet where potato salad wields absolute authority, is an internet i do not want to call our own!

I know deep down to my yolk you will all see me as the villain. So be it!

 I Challenge Potato Salad!

Risks and challenges

Eggs might go bad, rampant botulism, everybody dies.

Now! If Egg Salad Proves to be more popular then potato salad and coleslaw combined,

I WILL QUIT MY JOB AND MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

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    Pledge CA$ 1 or more About $0.76

    The smug feeling of knowing that you are better than those potato salad people. Also, You can come for a bite of egg salad.

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    The smugger feeling of knowing that you are better than those coleslaw people. Also, you can come for a bite of egg salad

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    Super Smug feelings, bite of the egg salad, and you will get an egg dyed your favourite colour tossed into the egg salad.

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    Pledge CA$ 10 or more About $8

    Smuggest feelings, egg dyed your favourite colour tossed into the egg salad, will add your name to the website that lists all the people that hate coleslaw and potato salad. Also, bite of the egg salad.

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    I will buy a Plane ticket to New Zealand, climb mt doom and scream out "LONG LIVE EGG SALAD FOR THE LOVE OF (Your Name Here)

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