You may be asking why would I fund this project? I got one simple answer to that-because your desperate and your wife/girlfriend left you.
What is the project?-a video game
ok jerk what’s the game about?-the most lamest thing In existence.
And that is?-the most lamest thing you can think of
serously?-yes,isnt it exciting or thrilling
no!-that’s not a question so I can’t answer it.
are You ready For the lamest game ever developed by man!! It will be so bad it’ll probably have ton of bugs at start that I will have to patch out or just let the modding community take care of them. I really don’t need to try, right?
It will just not work- that’s all I am going to say.
Then I will make dlc for the game that will be half the price so, I can keep up with my lifestyle - like having a mansion and a ton of cars - afterall cars are just like electronic art aren‘t they?
it won‘t stop there I will soon sell out to a even greedier publisher that will force monetize everything like it’s A Blizzard in July.
So don’t you want to fund it?
What will the game look like You maybe asking? -Will it will have the lamest graphics ever something similiar to South Park but somehow more crappy so yea.
Whats the gameplay going to be like?-rpg with a lame and disappointing ending.
What genre is it?- Um modern fantasy mostly.....I think 🤔
Did you just come up with this out of your butt? Yes!
do expect to make the funding goal? No,i still have hope in humanity
hay guys you know that my idea is just satire on the gaming industry so that being said starting Friday I will be hosting a roasting of each individual company as an update so keep an eye out for this lol :}
also if you want to support a real project please support Brenda C.Bishop and her website she will be going live in about 2-3 days. http://clarckbischop.us
Risks and challenges
A ton of bugs that will bog down the playtime
The game not being funded.
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