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"I am the Hot H-air Balloon!” "@realDonaldTrump says HE has the best words. ØFAKE NEWS! His words are very, very bad, BELIEVE ME. MY words, and you know it’s true, are the most AMAZING words in history! #MyWordsRBest ØFAKEnews ØHillary"

NOTE FROM THE STAFF:

The Hot H-air Balloon™ thinks this is a tribute page to honor his greatness. The simpleton doesn't know any better, so we plan to turn the tables. He uses the Hashtag (#) for things he likes and the BadTag (Ø) for things he doesn't like. "Since I have all the best words, probably, in the history of the world, and since everybody loves ME the most… I decided to give YOU the opportunity to buy my tremendous words. #Winners ØHaters&Losers"

They're just great products folks. Believe me. I guarantee it.
They're just great products folks. Believe me. I guarantee it.
"I know words, I have the best words."
"I know words, I have the best words."

NOTE FROM THE STAFF: 

The Hot H-air Balloon™ doesn't read and only gets information from TV, so as long as we don't go on TV our anonymity is safe. “You can wear my beautiful hat…. and other things, or play with my beautiful balls. Believe me! They are the greatest in history. #Balls ØReading” 

The Hot H-air Balloon™ thinks this is a tribute page to honor his perceived greatness. The simpleton doesn't know any better, and he never reads anything, so we plan to use his words against him. The Hot H-air Balloon™ is: • A vile, disgusting bully. • A thin-skinned, narcissistic, snake-oil-selling con artist. • A clownish, dangerous, incompetent, and ignorant simpleton. • A racist, bigoted, Islamophobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, chauvinistic, white nationalist (aka supremacist). • A rude, hateful, climate change denying buffoon who thrives on fear and hate mongering. While we have to work for him, our plan is to use his blinding narcissism and inability to read against him. 

“The goal of this tremendous project… is you know… to give you… so you can see my beautiful face every day. Everyone wants to, especially the ladies. #BELIEVEME #Beautiful ØUGLY” "The goal of this tremendous project is to launch a website to spread my BEAUTIFUL face and my tremendous, smart words across the world. Because, and everyone knows this… everyone’s favorite in all of history is ME!" The real goal of this project is to get as many people as possible to wear these items to TROLL a certain bully. Narcissistic bullies hate it when the tables are turned. We believe ridiculing the Hot H-air Balloon™ is the best reward for all he has done for us. And, if we are really lucky, we will convince him (and others like him) to hang it up. 

So, we bring to you… Orange Peels of Wisdom™ from the Hot H-air Balloon™. PS. The Hot H-air Balloon™ thinks the red prohibition symbol is a sash from the Mr. America pageant. We told him he won first place (yes, he thinks red means first place). SHHHH!!! Don’t tell him. Trademarks are pending.

Bumper Sticker
Bumper Sticker
Window cling (front or back); Clear background
Window cling (front or back); Clear background
Mugs are with or without quotes on the back.
Mugs are with or without quotes on the back.
3 Pack or 12 Pack
3 Pack or 12 Pack
6-panel cap cotton hats; 6 Embroidered Eyelets; 6 Rows Stitching on Visor; Matching Fabric Undervisor; Matching Color Sweatband; Matching Fabric Adjustable Velcro Closure
6-panel cap cotton hats; 6 Embroidered Eyelets; 6 Rows Stitching on Visor; Matching Fabric Undervisor; Matching Color Sweatband; Matching Fabric Adjustable Velcro Closure
Onesies for your little ones   (100% combed ring cotton; Double-needle ribbed binding on all openings; EasyTear™ label; Machine washable)
Onesies for your little ones (100% combed ring cotton; Double-needle ribbed binding on all openings; EasyTear™ label; Machine washable)
Hanes® Youth Tagless® Short Sleeve T-Shirt   (Pre-shrunk 100% cotton; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Double-needle stitched lay-flat collar, armholes, and sleeves)
Hanes® Youth Tagless® Short Sleeve T-Shirt (Pre-shrunk 100% cotton; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Double-needle stitched lay-flat collar, armholes, and sleeves)
Pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester; NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece; All double-needle stitched;  1x1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex; Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester; NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece; All double-needle stitched; 1x1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex; Seamless body with set-in sleeves
Gildan® Softstyle Women's V-Neck T-Shirt (Pre-shrunk 100% cotton; Tear-away label; Half-inch mitered V-neck collar; Junior-fit, side-seamed; Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem)
Gildan® Softstyle Women's V-Neck T-Shirt (Pre-shrunk 100% cotton; Tear-away label; Half-inch mitered V-neck collar; Junior-fit, side-seamed; Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem)
Hanes® Tagless® Short Sleeve T-Shirt (Pre-shrunk 100% ComfortSoft cotton; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Double-needle stitched lay-flat collar, armholes and sleeves)
Hanes® Tagless® Short Sleeve T-Shirt (Pre-shrunk 100% ComfortSoft cotton; Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; Double-needle stitched lay-flat collar, armholes and sleeves)
Samples of shirts with quotes (all shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies available with custom quotes)
Samples of shirts with quotes (all shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies available with custom quotes)
Bella + Canvas Ladies' Triblend Wideneck Sweatshirt (Side seams, relaxed fit; Wide neckline; Wide ribbed cuffs and waistband)
Bella + Canvas Ladies' Triblend Wideneck Sweatshirt (Side seams, relaxed fit; Wide neckline; Wide ribbed cuffs and waistband)
J. America Ladies' Sueded V-Neck Hooded Sweatshirt (60/40 cotton/polyester brushed fleece; Thick white drawcord; 2x1 rib trim on waistband and cuffs; Raw-edge seams around hood opening, pocket seams, and neckline)
J. America Ladies' Sueded V-Neck Hooded Sweatshirt (60/40 cotton/polyester brushed fleece; Thick white drawcord; 2x1 rib trim on waistband and cuffs; Raw-edge seams around hood opening, pocket seams, and neckline)
Gildan® DryBlend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester; Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn; 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar and cuffs with spandex; All double-needle stitched; DryBlend® technology delivers moisture-wicking)
Gildan® DryBlend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester; Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn; 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar and cuffs with spandex; All double-needle stitched; DryBlend® technology delivers moisture-wicking)
Fruit of the Loom® SofSpun Hooded Pullover Sweatshirt (60/40 pre-shrunk cotton/polyester Contrasting jersey hood lining, neck tape and drawcord; Front pouch pocket with media pocket; 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Seams concealed)
Fruit of the Loom® SofSpun Hooded Pullover Sweatshirt (60/40 pre-shrunk cotton/polyester Contrasting jersey hood lining, neck tape and drawcord; Front pouch pocket with media pocket; 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Seams concealed)

Thanks to all the winners for supporting us, and the losers too. We're really winning. You know it folks. Enjoy.

Risks and challenges

"Who said I have risks? I don't have RISKS. Who told you that? I'm going to sue anyone who says I caught risks."

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    HHB's Custom Window Decal

    A 3" x 3" static cling custom window decal to get your message across loud and clear. Perfect for indoor and outdoor use.

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    A quick and easy way to get the message across and to troll HHB (and others like him) with a custom bumper sticker.

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    HHB's Mug

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    HHB Kids' T-shirt

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    HHB's Mug (Front & Back)

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    HHB's Golf Balls (3 pk)

    The Wilson Ultra 500 Distance is built with a high energy core that transfers all the energy from your swing into pure, straight distance off the tee. Go long and straight at every hole and get the distance your game deserves. And when you sink your hole-in-one, everyone will know whose ball it is.

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    HHB's Cap

    6-panel cap cotton hats; 6 Embroidered Eyelets; 6 Rows Stitching on Visor; Matching Fabric Undervisor; Matching Color Sweatband; Matching Fabric Adjustable Velcro Closure.
    HHB says: "Next to my beautiful and smart head this is the coolest headpiece you want to own."

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    HHB Ladies' T-shirt

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    HHB says: "This shirt, it’s the greatest. It protects me from the Chinese hoax climate change."

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    Onesie

    Not all baby bodysuits are created equal – this popular style super soft bodysuit is a must-have for your precious little bundle. The neckband is designed for easy on-and-off and a three-snap closure makes diaper changes a cinch.
    100% combed ring spun cotton jersey; Double-needle ribbed binding on all openings; EasyTear™ label; Machine washable. Washing before first use is recommended.
    HHB says: "Wrap-up your munchkin like a burrito."

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    HHB Kids' Sweatshirt

    JERZEES® NuBlend® Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt (8-oz., pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester; NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece; Double-needle stitched collar, armholes and waistband; 1x1 rib collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex; Seamless body with set-in sleeves).

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    HHB's Golf Balls (12 pk)

    The Wilson Ultra 500 Distance is built with a high energy core that transfers all the energy from your swing into pure, straight distance off the tee. Go long and straight at every hole and get the distance your game deserves. And when you sink your hole-in-one, everyone will know whose ball it is.

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    HHB Ladies' Sweatshirt

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    HHB Ladies' Hoodie

    J. America Ladies' Sueded V-Neck Hooded Sweatshirt (60/40 cotton/polyester brushed fleece; Thick white drawcord; 2x1 rib trim on waistband and cuffs; Raw-edge seams around hood opening, pocket seams, and neckline).

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    HHB's Sweatshirt

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    HHB's Hoodie

    Fruit of the Loom® SofSpun Hooded Pullover Sweatshirt (60/40 pre-shrunk cotton/polyester Contrasting jersey hood lining, neck tape and drawcord; Front pouch pocket with media pocket; 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Seams concealed).
    HHB says: "This hoodie is so great, it prevents the NSA from reading my YUGE brain!"

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    HHB's Small Pack

    2 Mugs & 2 T-shirts

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    Mom's Pack

    Onesie; Kid's T-shirt; Cap or Mug; HHB Ladies' T-shirt;HHB Ladies' sweatshirt or HHB Ladies' hoodie.

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    Dad's Pack

    Onesie; Kid's T-shirt; Cap or Mug; Golf Balls (12 pk); HHB's T-shirt; HHB's sweatshirt or HHB's hoodie.
    HHB says: "Mom is awesome, but everyone knows...Dad is best."

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