Is there someone in your life that you want to say something really important to?
May it be a love or hate message, you want your words to really count and you know that text message just won't cut it.
Potatogram is the way to stand above the crowd and make sure your messages make an impact.
So how exactly does Potatogram work?
It really is as simple as it looks, you email us what you want your potato to say, give us the address you want it sent it to and BAM, in a couple of days you will be the most popular kid on the block, everyone will love you and people will ask for your picture everywhere you go.
And the awesome thing is that you can also request for drawings if we can fit it on the potato!
Here's a couple examples; lets say you ask for a fat pony and the caption "ur cute", you get just that!
Lets say you want to ask someone out, so you request a little dude with a flower saying "Homecoming?" And what do you get? Exactly that.
You don't even have to send a message, you might want a drawing of some smelly feet, we have no problem with that
The possibilities are endless.
Check us out on social media to see new and fun potatoes every day.
Potatoes and more
Potatogram goes beyond just being an awesome and new way to deliver messages and offers products to all those that can't seem to get their potato fix. So what do we offer?
We will have different type of Potato designs, so anyone can get their potato groove.
For the time being, cute comes in blue and cool in red. Hopefully we will have many more designs available soon as well as having a bunch of different shirt colors to choose from.
The official Potatogram poster in full color
The potato trophy
In order to commemorate your awesomeness, get the potato trophy which was sculpted after a real potato.
Check it out in all its 3d splendor
All this potato merchandise is Kickstarter Exclusive, so get it now or lose it.
Why are we doing this?
So at this point you might be wondering, why are these people trying to create a new communication method with potatoes?
The short answer is because we want to make the world a better and happier place.
The long answer actually comes with a story;
A little less than a year ago, I purchased what I thought to be an almost brand new car, barely 2k miles, clean Car-fax, it looked really good, so through a lot of hard work I paid it off and things were going really well, that is until my engine started smoking.
With the car being so new, I thought it must be a factory defect, so I took it to an official dealership to take care of it. It would be fixed and taken care of in a couple days I was sure. Fast forward to a month and a half later and it turns out that the car wasn't new like I was told it was, it had actually been rigged so that the airbag and seat belt wouldn't go off, meaning that if I were in any kind of accident I would have gone flying through the window. So all of these things had to be fixed if I wanted to have a useable car, $10,000 later the problem was solved and I had my car working perfectly, only problem being was that I was now totally broke.
Of course after finding out that "lovely salesman" that sold me the car didn't care about trying to kill me in order to make some easy money by forging documents and doing other very illegal things in the process, I went to look for a lawyer hoping to sue him to make sure they didn't do to others what they did to me, yet the problem with being broke is that I don't even have enough money to go through with the legal process. So now broke and unable to fix this huge mess I am struggling to barely make rent.
Thinking of ways to make money for the court fees, I thought of a fun way for people to be silly with each other and hopefully turn it into something bigger and if not, at least make some people have some fun.
Risks and challenges
People might want to make their own pirate version of our product that doesn't come with the Potatogram seal of quality and these people will lose all their friends and family because they will notice that they are terrible human beings.
My ferret might steal a couple potatoes that I will then have to go on an adventure to retrieve.
Hands might hurt from all the potato writing and drawing.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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