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By Austin
$44.00 pledged of $2,500 goal


So i wrote and Illustrated an "adult children's" book, If You Give the Girlfriend Jager, which is a parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or If You Give a Moose a Muffin. While I'd love to share it with the masses, it is very hard to get any kind of publisher to release a book of this type from an unknown such as myself, as well as create enough interest in the "viral market" to grab attention of those with the power to produce physical copies. My project is to be able to self-produce the book in a low cost version that I can sell locally as well as online via a print-per-order basis.

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