Welcome to McDonalds... I mean The Roadshow. You are now an honorary FRANCHISEE.
Here's how it works, if you live on the East Coast we will come to your house and play a private show for you and your friends. We'll do it where ever you want us to, we're easy.
Now, if you live in that place we specify as "everywhere else besides the East Coast" we will send you a customized blazer. By "customized blazer" we mean bought to match your size, gender(preference), style, and when you open that puppy up to put your cell phone in the inside pocket, for everyone to see, will be a Blazers On Films patch with hand needle-pointed, bedazzled, spectacular decorations on the lining.