A real life hardcopy of The Thinking Man’s Trumpet delivered to where you are, to be enjoyed while sitting or standing or gifted to a loved one. Your name in print in the book, making you a part of a wonderful group of supporters whom we owe our heartfelt appreciation.
A real life copy of The Thinking Man's Trumpet, your name in print, plus three awesome dinky button badges featuring designs from the book, ideal for wearing to pique the interest of those attracted to people of refined taste (you).
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One of only 10 real life copies of The Thinking Man's Trumpet, featuring your name in print, with actual autographed squiggles from author Paul and illustrator Phoebe. We could be massive, get in on the ground floor.
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