Last two pages of the book are gonna be for Life Hacks that YOU get to make up. Pledge 20 bucks and make up a Life Hack that's real and helpful, just supposed to be funny, or makes no sense at all. No rules here.
Gimme a blurb too if you feel like it and I'll pick the best one and put it on the front cover!
You get everything else + I'll dedicate the book to you (or whoever you want me to dedicate it to) and do a portrait that goes with it. Warning: I'll squeeze as many of these as I can on the dedications page