Your own electronic version of Things We Never Talk About. You can sit quietly by yourself and no-one will have any idea what you are reading about. This is the pledge for stealthy learners who want to know all about Things We Never Talk About.
Your very own in everyone else's face Things We Never Talk About digitally printed t-shirt (same as the t-shirts in the video). You can gift this to a best friend, family member or use it as a decoration for your wall. You get to choose from at least five untastefully designed t-shirts made out of high quality cotton.
Your very own in everyone else's face Things We Never Talk About digitally printed t-shirt plus five of our extra special greeting cards. You can gift these to a best friend, family member or use them as decorations for your wall. You get to choose from at least five untastefully designed t-shirts made out of high quality cotton.
Print edition of things Things We Never Talk About paperback printed in full colour with a 200gsm silk cover and 115gsm silk pages. This literary delight will captivate you for hours and keep you from important duties such as sleeping and riding ponies. Get one soon on this Kickstarter campaign - please.
Hard Cover Limited Edition, team signed copy of the historical Things We Never Talk About publication. Like Roger Burrough's guide to Snails and Centipedes this will be the book that will get everyone talking (about you behind your back). Lay it out on the coffee table and it will act like a wonderful attractant for weirdos and will keep pesky family members and other unwanted guests away. Yes, this is your ticket to freedom from having decent upstanding people around. Buy five of them and put them somewhere prominent. Come on, we know you want to.