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Kung Flow makes working out feel like you're the star of an epic adventure quest super-hero movie.

Kung Flow: Lightsaber applied life hacks.

Kung Flow makes working out feel like you're the star of an epic adventure quest super-hero movie.
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Ryan Rif Parks
Ryan Rif Parks
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Kung Flow is something America could really use right now. It's an enjoyable exercise program that also teaches critical thinking skills,

It also super charges your self-confidence, and teaches you how to think and move like a Jedi in every situation.

Basically, it's a physical fitness program for the mind. People are using the system to overcome phobias and addictions. So imagine what it can do for you. 

The world needs Intelligent Action Heroes right now, and this program is designed to help generate them.

You can also now order a SmartSaber, the worlds best training saber. This sword is the result of over a decade of research by someone who makes his entire living with his saber skills. 

These combination of these tools and Kung Flow allow you to unlock and rock advanced sabers skills at speed. 

This is a such a rush, and the exercise supercharges your entire life. 

Risks and challenges

We've done this before. We sold 15k worth of products during last years Kickstarter, and got them out on time and efficiently.

But unforeseen problems always arise. That's the nature of life.

When that happens, we'll do exactly what we learned through studying the S.T.A.F.F..

Stop, Analyze the problem, Assess any errors, and Figure out what needs to happen in order to make it all Flow.

The good news is that we've got a much better team this time.

The SmartSabers are elegantly simple, so this means parts can always be found, and there's no electronics to worry about breaking down.

A beta version of the Kung Flow digital download is already assembled and we're already using the delivery system. You'll actually get your copy shortly after you pledge.

So we feel very good about getting you going on those levels.

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    The Kung Flow Download.

    Good news Hero. You can start unlocking your legendary Lightsaber skills right now.

    As soon as you pledge your 5 credits, we'll send you a link a that unlocks access to the beta version of the Kung Flow training tutorial.

    Bonus level: You'l also earn access to the schematics that show you how to assemble surprisingly capable training sabers out of materials you can source out of stuff you can find at Home Depot.

    The Fastaff HD is the tool that unlocks the fast track to advanced status.

    It is capable of performing any and all of the elite level spinning skills.

    The QuickSpinner contact sword will allow you to start exploring the centrifugal Force powered contact rolls that really light people up.

    May I make a direct request? If you're able, please feel free to pay extra, or purchase this level for your friends.

    This level is almost entirely automated, so the funds that come in through this channel allow me to focus full time on the interface with Disney and the other potential investors.

    Extremely helpful. Thank you!

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    Digital Red Pill Booster.

    The Digital Red Pill is the story that unveils the Real Life Legend of the Djedhi, a historically accurate order of Ancient Egyptian Scholar/Warrior/Magicians.

    This clip shines some light on something I find quite uncanny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5RULa1HMWQ&t=15s

    The Digital Red Pill is an open ended story that allows anyone with a good heart the opportunity to step up into the role of Modern Day Knight, and play the rest of their life like a Jedi.

    This path allows you to actually make a difference in the world with your Lightsaber skills.

    Basically, it offers a new narrative that you can overlay over your real life in order to make working out, (and working) feel more Heroic and therefore fun.

    Again, if you can give more here, please do. All funds will help us hire the kind of elite Imagicians needed to bring this program to life.

    The literally read version of this story is too much for most people to read/process. So it will be much better served as a short film that creates a way for people to write themselves into the Legend of the Djedi.

    If you like The Matrix, Star Wars, Star Trek, The X-men, and especially Assassin's Creed, you're going to Love the Djedhi Generation Game.

    Supporters will receive a super secret link that gives you a sneak peek at www.thedigitalredpill.com.

    You will also have your name forever emblazoned on the Founders page. :)

    Warning: This is a fully functional Red Pill Program. What you see here may forever expand your perception of what's actually possible. :)

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    Neo-Djedhi Registry

    Phase 2 of this mission generates a super-charged social scene designed to establish, equip, and empower a Modern Day Knight Class.

    Currently, that network will be called
    Neo-Djedhi Generation.

    This will be a real world effective reboot of that actual order of ancient Egyptian Djedi.

    You can play the rest of your life like a Jedi.

    There's a way we can use the Light of the Saber to spark a worldwide ideal movement based upon a return to honor.

    Many people are looking for something positive to be a part of. They also want to do something that makes a difference.

    Not only can The Djedhi Generation game make that happen, we can make it super fun.

    All the necessary tech to get the whole planet back on already exists.

    We just have to get together and implement it properly. Good news, the upgrading process will also be the most fun we've ever had.

    We can co-create a Djedhi Work Party and have a total blast getting the world back on track.

    Many people have told me they want to help build this movement, and I want to make sure I reward the people who put in work when it wasn't easy to grok the vision.

    I will soon be selling millions of contact swords and will be able to repay favors.

    Your $5 allows you to register as a Neo-Djedhi.
    Basically, you're letting me know you see what's possible here, and are willing to invest some actual credits into making the movement happen.

    Please consider this a receipt, a way of letting me know you helped early.

    When you register, you will be issued a number based on the chronology. If you are the 27th person to register, you will be Djedhi #27.

    If all goes according to plan, the lower your #, the higher the cred. :)

    You can also enter a code name that you choose, just because that's super fun.

    If you should choose to attract other people to the Djedhi Generation game, they will register under your codes, so that we can track lineage.

    The number of people you re-connected to the DRM, (The Djedhi Recovery Mission.) will be your Djed-Rec score.

    The higher this number, the more inspired I will feel to thank you with free sabers, training, and such.

    Please forgive, as I know this sounds incredibly arrogant, but there will most likely come a point where having me teach/perform at your party will be extremely expensive/difficult to secure.

    Please know that I am a fiercely loyal person who keeps close track of kindnesses.

    I built this level so that I will have a hard-data way to know who put in real effort when it was all just dream. :)

    Feel free to give more than $5, it all goes right back into the mission.

    Thanks!

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    SmartStaff. First Factory Flight.

    The SmartStaff Advanced is the single best training saber ever available on this planet.

    This clip will go into depth as to why that is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_vI2whmwaE

    Every aspect has been optimized by a world class Pro in order to help you unlock and achieve advanced skills at speed.

    Hurry Hero! Our tiny (but mighty!) Armory has 50 of these already assembled and ready to ship out right now.

    We'll speed them to you as soon as your payment clears at the end of the campaign.

    If all goes according to plan, these first editions could prove to be massive collectors items.

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    SmartStaff. Second Wave.

    This run should be to you by December at the latest.

    Why the limited quantity?

    We're playing it smart/safe and not over extending ourselves, as we recognize that when you're equipping IRL Djedhi, integrity is everything.

    Also, we're going to meet Disney/LucasFilm soon, and if they like what we're doing, we'll let them handle the manufacturing and distro.

    They do a pretty good job with that kind of stuff. :)

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    SmartStaff. 3rd wave.

    The goal is to have these to you by Christmas, but it may be later.

    But either way, you will be one of the very few people rocking a pro-caliber training saber.

    The Last Jedi will have everyone pumped about about learning Lightsaber lessons, and you will own the the single best training saberstaff available.

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    SmartStaff. May the 4th be with us all.

    OK, only order this level if you have the funds and patience to let your $59 sit for a while we sort things out if we scale.

    I do not make promises I can't keep, so please note the due date on this flight is 5 years from now.

    This approach is crafted this way in order to generate resources without unduly stressing myself in order to honor obligations.

    Like what happened last time. :)

    You have my word we will endeavour to get these to you ASAP.

    Your support, patience, and understanding are greatly appreciated. :)

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    SmartStaff Multi-Pack

    So apparently Kickstarter only allows you to pledge one level. Ok...

    So this level will get you all the digital goods, plus a SmartStaff.

    If you want extra staves, just add an extra $59 to your pledge. I'll pick up the extra shipping cost as thanks.

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    The SmartSaber.

    The SmartSaber is by far and away the highest performing (and therefore most fun) Spinning saber ever produced.

    This design is the product of a decade of Jedi level research into what makes a contact saber move as it's guided by the Force.

    It's smartly padded, so it makes learning the advanced contact rolls fun and easy.

    It also will take the hits of the drops that are part of the learning curve. This is a relief to your $600 custom light up. :)

    No one else knows how to make a sword this highly tuned.

    Again, the goal is to have these to you ASAP, but I'm going to pad my build time so as to be able to honor all the other obligation.

    These will be hand built by myself and Dru Johnson, who is one of the truly noble people I know, so every last one will be perfect.

    They will also ship to you in a PVC tube that will also serve as a protective storage case.

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    SmartSaber Multi-Pack

    All the digital goods plus a SmartSaber.

    Add an extra $72 for each additional Saber.

    Just FYI dual-wielding sabers is such a rush. :)

    Will hopefully have these out ASAP. Def want to get these to you by Christmas.

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    Gandalf Package

    All the digital goods plus a SmartSaber and a SmartStaff.

    This level is a really smart start. Best of both worlds. And you can dual-wield like that wise Wizard.

    Add $59 for each extra SmartStaff, and $69 for each extra SmartSaber.

    NONE SHALL PASS!

    (Up this epic offer. :) )

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    Live action Kung Flow Download class.

    Right now I really want to hyper focus on presenting the best possible package to Disney/LFL.

    But I also need to eat food and pay rent.

    So you can help me purchase my portions by hiring me to come in and light up your friends and family by helping them unlock legendary lightsaber skills.

    I can handle up to 27 people at once, so perhaps rally your friends. That's only $18 a person...

    The live action Kung Flow Download class is an absolute blast. We'll have a ton of fun as we explore all new ways of unlocking our highest potential.

    I'll come in with all the equipment and know-how needed to help you and your friends go from Zero to Hero in one Knight.

    Just a thought, if the Disney deal should go through, this price will be a steal. We'll see. :)

    LA area only at this price. If you're out of town, or on the outer rim, please contact me to discuss possible options.

    I love to travel and meet awesome new people, so anything is possible.

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