Funded! This project was successfully funded on September 17, 2012.


The End of the World. A lesbian Spider cult. The President's mutant daughter. Mad science. And one bloody, perverse story of revenge.

The Slaughterhouse Sweethearts are a horror, neo-burlesque troupe created in 2010 because a couple of girls thought blood, boobs, and rock music were pretty awesome. Today, the Sweethearts are most noted for their original and bizarre routines, their dedication to challenging choreography and the unique storytelling they bring to each number they perform. Oh, also their dark, absolutely perverse sense of humor.

And that's exactly what Revenge of the Robot Battle Nuns is.

In their first "all story" show, troupe leader Femme Bones has written, choreographed, and stitched together, as she puts it: "An epic, b-horror, sci-fi, apocalyptic adventure from the brain of a burlesque dancer. I've been working on this one for about a year now. And man, it's as messed up as it is beautiful. This show has it all, aerialists, drag, splatter (wear a white T-shirt if you want a little flavor saver), comedy, violence, and, of course, tassels. If I wasn't in it, you bet your ass I'd be there."

So what does happen when two people who hate each other the most end up stuck together in the end of the world? What is the sexy Scout's dark secret? What do you see if you lick a nuclear frog woman? Where did the chaos start? What kind of welcome do you receive from a Lesbian Spider Cult? And WHO are the Robot Battle Nuns?!?  All will be revealed at on September 30 at Club Oberon in Cambridge, MA.

But bringing Armageddon to Cambridge doesn't come cheap.  The funds raised by this project will help cover a fraction of the costs of the production, including renting rehearsal space, constructing some of the most outrageous costumes, pasties, masks and props you've ever seen, paying the tech crew (lighting, sound, etc.) and, of course, glitter, lots and lots of glitter.  This is the largest production The Slaughterhouse Sweethearts have ever put on and they couldn't do it without you!!!!!!   Donate. Donate, and help welcome the world's sexiest Armageddon.

The Slaughterhouse Sweethearts are:

Femme Bones - Clea V - Sake Toomey - Belle Gunz

Special Guest Performers include:

Bitches of Destiny - Divine Filth - Ben Reynolds - Allix Mortis - Mary Widow - Claude Kitten - Lolli Hoops - Kid Vicious - Un Amerika's Sweetheart Karin Webb - Anne Frankenstein


Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.

Ask a question
pledged of $1,500 goal
seconds to go
  • Pledge $13 or more
    You selected

    7 backers

    You will received a truly terrifying thank you on our website and Facebook page as well a video thanks!

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $25 or more
    You selected

    12 backers

    Mystery Ass Appreciation! You will receive a photo of the pulchritudinous posterior of one of the Slaughterhouse Sweethearts as well as the online and video thank you's. Which Sweetheart? We'll never tell!

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $50 or more
    You selected

    9 backers

    For all of you fashionistas. Show off your curves in a custom Slaughterhouse Sweethearts T-shirt plus all of the above.

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $100 or more
    You selected

    5 backers

    Art lover? You will receive a print of original Femme Bones color drawing of your favorite Sweetheart and we'll have it signed by your Sweetheart plus all of the above

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $250 or more
    You selected

    0 backers

    An experience you'll never forget. 2 tickets to Revenge of the Robot Battle Nuns (or any other Slaughterhouse Sweethearts' show) and a set of all four collectible prints of the Sweethearts as drawn by Femme Bones. Plus all of the above.

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $500 or more
    You selected

    0 backers Limited (5 left of 5)

    Serious art lover? Get your very own, all original commission drawn by Femme Bones AND a handmade terrifyingly cute plushie made by Clea V plus all of the above.

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $750 or more
    You selected

    0 backers Limited (3 left of 3)

    So you want to be a burlesque dancer? Here's your chance to have a walk on role in the Slaughterhouse Sweethearts' 2013 all metal show plus all of the above.

    Estimated delivery:
  • Pledge $1,000 or more
    You selected

    0 backers Limited (1 left of 1)

    We hope you're hungry! Just imagine - a private four course dinner for you and 5 of your friends, prepared and served in your home* by non other than Mamma Bones herself. Not only is Mamma good at taking care of her Sweethearts, she is a highly respected chef! Plus all of the above. *within a 100 mile radius of Springfield, MA

    Estimated delivery:
Funding period

- (31 days)