Your mom wants one! Your dad wants one! Your spouse wants one, too! Now you can pull in the four-pack of your dreams! Due to your immense generosity and fervent desire to see an American business from garage to success story, I will reward you to the tune of four (4)! Yes ma'am, I said four Bed Blocks, for (see what I did there) you and those who you hold dear, all shipped out in that first batch.
Your beautiful mug will be screen-printed on a cover and available for sale on our website under your name (i.e. Bed Block: The Glenn). Plus, you get a Bed Block, hot off the presses and into your sheets! As an added bonus, I will email you every time we sell one of your signature Bed Blocks to tell you how awesome you are!
I will personally deliver your Bed Block within the continental US. You pick what we have for dinner. Bonus Block for someone who fills your heart with glee and I'll embroider your names on each Bed Block.
FUNDER! You are awesome and you will have renaming rights for the Gen II Bed Block + an Original Bed Block with a screen-printed image of your choosing (within legal parameters) + a low-quality metal chain spray-painted gold with the Bed Block logo hanging like the big-swinging playa you are! I will personally deliver the goods if you are in the US.
I will personally deliver your Bed Block anywhere in the world (not North Korea, Syria, and a few other select locations). But you, me, and a Bed Block or two party down, shoot a low-quality rap video, and pull some quality footage to run an infomercial.