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We're making a ten-episode second season of our DIY variety series, "one of the craziest TV shows you'll ever see" (Indiewire)
We're making a ten-episode second season of our DIY variety series, "one of the craziest TV shows you'll ever see" (Indiewire)
596 backers pledged $39,103 to help bring this project to life.

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Hey!! We’re Dan and Vanessa. We make a punk rock variety TV series called The Eyeslicer. We're not normal people and we love watching stuff that's not normal either.

We believe there's a radical new filmmaking movement bubbling up in America right now just out of sight of the corporate algorithms that are constantly surveilling our entire lives and feeding us mediocre “content." It's being led by a diverse community of DIY artists making work that's personal, provocative, and proudly non-conformist. The Eyeslicer is a love letter to this movement, and a home-base for anyone looking to binge-watch a TV show that - instead of making your eyes glaze over - will rip straight through your corneas like an X-Acto blade through hot damp tissue paper.

So anyway, we just finished creating and touring the show’s ten-episode first season. And now - with your help - we’re making another ten episodes for our weirder, darker, more ambitious SEASON TWO... 

Season Two: A (Bad) Dream of Light and Sound

We curated and produced The Eyeslicer season one all the way back in summer 2016. That was before a megalomaniacal rat-king in a sagging, moldy human-suit was elected president, and before America’s rapid-fire descent into reality TV fascism. We’re all a lot angrier, so naturally season two of The Eyeslicer is going to be a different beast. It’ll be darker, scarier, maybe sometimes also funnier than season one. Our goal is for every episode to accurately represent this surreal moment in history in all of its fever dream absurdity.

We have a ton of ideas about how to pull this off, and about how we can keep growing the series in scope and ambition. For starters, here's some of the stuff we’ve already begun working on:

*The Radical Film Fund, an open-application microgranting program for filmmakers looking to get strange (and uncommercial) new work made.

*A feature-length Halloween Special that we’ll tour around the country this Fall (and also release on VHS).

*A stand-alone episode by a rad collective of female filmmakers led by Lauren Wolkstein, Jennifer Reeder, and Kelly Sears that will be a collage of work addressing systemic gender discrimination and sexual assault in the film industry (a theme that'll also carry through the whole season).

*A 2018 Zine that’ll also double as a DIY distribution model for some of our favorite feature films. (Hint: read and enjoy the beauty of a physical object, find the secret links hidden inside!).

An Experiment in Collaborative Filmmaking & Distribution

If you haven't seen The Eyeslicer yet, we'll try to describe it to you... each episode plays like a hand-crafted mixtape blending boundary-pushing short-form work into a weird, wild, uninterrupted whole. Season one featured time-traveling cats, apocalyptic high school yearbooks, live web streams of your own birth, 80s video dating classified ads, Sasquatch birth rituals, psychic feminists, Facebook “like farms,” and much, much more. It was directed by fifty of our favorite filmmakers, including people like David Lowery (A Ghost Story), Amy Seimetz (The Girlfriend Experience), the Zellner Brothers (Damsel), Yen Tan (1985), Shaka King (Newlyweeds), Augustine Frizzell (Never Goin Back), Ari Aster (Hereditary), Borscht, Ornana, and 45 other geniuses.

We decided early on that we wanted to release The Eyeslicer ourselves - to break rules and experiment with distribution in hopes of building a cult audience for the show from the ground up. 

We had a lot of fun with season one. We premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival and took the show on a 20-city “smell o vision” tour. We made our own merch and zines. We fed audiences edibles in Denver. We teamed up with the feminist film collective Cannonball Roarers and took over a porn theater in Kansas City. We watched a Vaporwave remix of the series at the New Orleans Film Festival (created by Krewe of Vaporwave). We went to Europe and collaborated with the graffiti collective Lastplak to build a 90s Rec Center installation at the Rotterdam Film Festival. We released the show online for free in a secret digital bunker hidden in the depths of the internet.

Some of our favorite filmmakers at our Tribeca premiere
Some of our favorite filmmakers at our Tribeca premiere

Entertainment Weekly called season one, “an insane variety show puree.” Indiewire said we were, “one of the craziest TV shows you’ll ever see,” and that we “could revolutionize short film distribution.” Some guy on Vimeo said of Episode 8, “that may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," and asked, "this is what you do with your time?”

If you want to check out the show, we’re putting the entire ten-hour first season up to stream publicly for the first time ever. It’ll be available free for the length of our Kickstarter campaign right here: http://www.eyeslicer.com/watch

To get you started, here's Episode One:

Introducing the Radical Film Fund

Our biggest goal for season two is to help commission a ton of new work from our ever-expanding community of auteurs. Because season one was an entirely self-funded affair (and because we had a ton of year one costs like legal fees, company formation, graphic design, and super fun stuff like that), only about ten percent of the material featured in the show was stuff we commissioned. But now that we’re up and running we want to do more than just highlight great stuff that’s already finished. We want to get crazy new work made!

Eyeslicer graffiti in Rotterdam
Eyeslicer graffiti in Rotterdam

Because we’re keeping things DIY and homegrown, we won’t be able to offer massive grants. But we know that every little bit helps, and we’ll work directly with filmmakers to help them develop and produce their ideas. We’ll be launching an open (and free) application for the Radical Film Fund this summer, and all of the work funded will be featured in season two.

Our Ethics

Profit sharing with all filmmakers. We can’t afford much, but we make sure to pay every single filmmaker involved in the show a license fee. And for season two we’ll be offering a formal profit-share as well - a cooperative model where everyone with work in The Eyeslicer will hold a stake in season two's success.

Diversity is not optional. We have a firm 50/50 gender and diversity quota in place. And for the work we commission, at least 80% will be from filmmakers who are NOT straight white dudes.

Independent and autonomous. This is why we're on Kickstarter, y'all. We believe in one key fact: the more we can keep the show small, DIY, independent, and filmmaker-led, the more latitude we’ll have to keep our vision uncompromising, provocative, and progressive. So, you know... thank you for helping us do that!

"LoveWatch," Dir. Harrison Atkins
"LoveWatch," Dir. Harrison Atkins

Rewards & Merch

Don't worry... we've got some fire-red, hot as love Kickstarter rewards to offer you this go-around.

Scroll back up to the top of this page and then glance to the right to feast your eyes on all our copious offerings, but we'll use this space to shout out a few highlights:

*First and foremost, THE EYESLICER SEASON TWO itself. Back this here campaign and join our secret online broadcast! 

*Or maybe you like PHYSICAL MEDIA. Well in that case there's our limited edition SEASON ONE BOX SET, which features all ten episodes on a custom sliced-eye hard drive, a zine, a poster, and some rad stickers thrown in for good measure. Check it out:

*You can also grab our upcoming 2018 ZINE, which is a real physical thing that we're printing and mailing. It'll feature all kinds of rad art and articles, plus top secret links to nearly five hours of films hidden within the pages.

*And there's lots more where that came from, including a personalized video thank you from MC Digital Native, our new Halloween special on VHS, hard-drawn art featured in the show, the opportunity to host a screening on our upcoming tour, and one single TINY TOTE BAG for 10,000 dollars.

Thanks!! We love you all and we love making and sharing weird art!! 

<3 Dan + Vanessa

Credit: Leah Shore
Credit: Leah Shore

Risks and challenges

Listen, here comes some real talk -- making this show is insanely fun, but it's also basically a giant rubix-cube-juggling-act-1000-piece-puzze kind of an adventure. This season is going to be directed by over 50 filmmakers. We're committed to finishing the season quickly (and on time!) but we also know with so many moving parts and busy talented people involved sometimes delays happen. All to say, it's a balancing act, and we can make two promises:

1. We promise to not forsake the quality of the show to rush season two to the finish line prematurely.
2. We promise to stick to a reasonable timeline so that you don't have to wait too long to have your irises permanently reconfigured by The Eyeslicer season two.

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    Sliced Eye Portrait

    We will try our best to track your social media footprint down and SLICE YOUR EYES on Facebook for all of your family and friends to see.

    If your name is John Smith or something or you're not on social media, just send us a picture via Kickstarter message and we'll hit you back with a 'sliced' version' you can print, put in your wallet, and scare strangers with at the mall.

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    Download Season One

    Streaming is so passe. That's why we'll annoint your inbox with a top secret DIGITAL DOWNLOAD link to the full ten episode, ten hour first season of THE EYESLICER, featuring over 55 films and filmmakers, plus way more male nudity than any show on basic cable.

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    Our New Zine

    Call it the "Cahier du Streaming Viral Content.' We're making a hand-numbered paper ZINE, featuring odd cartoons, essays, and some of our favorite filmmakers writing about some of our favorite films. Plus, hidden within the pages -- TOP SECRET LINKS to nearly five hours of amazing films (features, shorts programs, and more).

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    Season Two Secret Broadcast

    All right -- this is the big one: you are officially invited to our top secret online broadcast of the darker, weirder ten-episode SECOND SEASON of the Eyeslicer. Think about what might happen if you're not part of this: all your friends will start to glare at you at the water cooler, and you'll probably get kicked off your intramural softball team.

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    Limited Edition Season One Box Set

    We've got a stack of HAND-NUMBERED, LIMITED-EDITION EYESLICER SEASON ONE BOX SETS burning a hole in our closet. Featuring all ten-episodes on a beautiful custom sliced-eye hard drive, our first-ever zine, a poster, and some sweet stickers too. Someday this'll be out of print and listed on Ebay for the price of a used car and you'll be staring at your shelf just wishing it was up there.

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    Our New Halloween Special on VHS

    You read that right: we're making a few copies of our NEW FEATURE-LENGTH HALLOWEEN SPECIAL ON VHS, featuring custom box art and double the thrills, chills, tricks, treats, etc. of a normal Eyeslicer episode. Not included: scrambled porn your uncle recorded off TV.

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    Painted Original Art from Season One

    Multi-talented filmmaker, artist, and amateur beach volleyballer Danny Madden (Ornana) made us a boatload of hand-painted original animations for season two. We've got some of these original paintings left at Eyeslicer HQ. We promise they'll look really good framed in your bathroom.

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    Season Two Premiere Party

    Be our guest at the NY PREMIERE of The Eyeslicer season two. We promise you'll wake up the next morning feeling confused and vaguely alarmed at the decisions you made the previous evening.

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    Eyeslicer "Super Fan" Status

    You, my friend, are an Eyeslicer SUPER FAN, and so naturally you get special privileges. We'll make you a PERSONALIZED PASSWORD that you can use to invite as many friends as you want to join the Eyeslicer season two broadcast. Plus - we'll slice your eyes and add your photo to the end credits of every single episode in season two on a special card called "The Sliced Wall of Sick Freaks."

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    Short Film Consultation

    Dan and Vanessa (the co-creators of The Eyeslicer) watch a lot of short films. Back at this level if you've got a new short film in the tailpipe. One of us will watch it and hop on the phone for UP TO AN HOUR-LONG CONSULTATION CALL where we can talk about anything you want: notes on your latest cut, festival and distribution strategy, recipes for eggplant parm...

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    Host a Screening On Our Tour

    We're taking our new Halloween Special on the road this Fall, and by backing this level, you've officially booked yourself a screening. We'll even send you instructions on how to judge a costume party!!

    Movie theaters, living rooms, office parties, the alley behind your local Arby's - all venues are welcome!! And while we can't guarantee that we'll make it there in person to join the festivities, we'll do our best!

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    Private Party at Spectacle

    Bask in the IRL glory of Brooklyn's coolest movie theater with up to 28 of your friends during your own private 2 hour rental. We will either assault your senses with a few episodes of The Eyeslicer or you can watch anything else of your choosing. You are the decider.

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    MC Digital Native Thanks You in the Show

    If you've seen season one you might remember MC Digital Native, The Eyeslicer's official DVJ (digital video jockey), an androgynous A.I. built to feed you the hottest, wettest viral content.

    If you back at this level, MC Digital Native will deliver A PERSONALIZED THANK YOU MESSAGE TO YOU IN AN EPISODE OF THE SHOW. That's right - you'll be forever immortalized as the object of our robot's affection in one of the ten episodes of The Eyeslicer season two. MC Digital Native will even serenade you with a sultry song and dance.

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    'Sup, Associate Producer

    Holy cow!! You, my friend, are our new ASSOCIATE PRODUCER. To celebrate, Vanessa and Dan will throw you a party and get the entire room to sing you a song. Seriously!! If you're not in NY we'll throw a party here and Skype you in so we can sing to you.

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    Tiny Tote for our new Executive Producer

    Last time we did a Kickstarter we accidentally ordered TINY TOTE BAGS that were so small that only a baby would have any use for them. We only have one left, and if you back at this level we'll send it to you.

    Oh yeah, plus we'll make you an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER on season two, with your name in the credits, invitations to the premiere and all screenings, a first look at the series and more. But the tiny tote is the main thing.

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