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The Eyeslicer is a new variety TV show bringing the next generation of alternative American filmmakers together under one strange roof.
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    Episode 101: Genesis

    Our sincerest THANKS. Plus - we'll add you to our super-exclusive MAILING LIST and keep you up to date on all of the best and weirdest new movies you need to watch online.

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    Episode 106: Double Identity

    We'll send you THE FIRST THREE EPISODES of "The Eyeslicer" before anyone else in the world gets to see them. That's three full hours of psychotic cinematic goodness sure to make your eyelids sputter like a broken carburetor.

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    Episode 107: The Color of Truth

    Okay!! This is it: you're in!! We'll invite you to our top-secret digital bunker where you'll be able to STREAM AND DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF THE EYESLICER.

    Welcome to the club. You will never be able to reacclimatize back into civilized society.

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    Episode 202: Disco Inferno

    Did you know that the folks behind The Eyeslicer make movies too?! At this level, not only will we hook you up the entire first season, we'll send you a DIGITAL RETROSPECTIVE OF OUR PREVIOUS WORK, including, among other things, "collective:unconscious," "John's of 12th Street," "Go Down Death," and one of Dan's embarassing high school films.

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    Episode 202: Disco Inferno

    Now you can advertise your allegiance to retinal destruction with our CUSTOM EYESLICER CARE PACKAGE.

    Featuring PINS, STICKERS, and a very special CERTIFICATE OF TRANSGRESSION to frame on the mantle.

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    Episode 204: What's the Price, Gloria?

    NEW REWARD!!!! At this level, you'll get all the swag of the $50 reward level and lower, plus a KILLER EXCLUSIVE EYESLICER ENAMEL PIN.

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    Episode 212: Animal Frat

    NEW REWARD!! This is the level to back at if you'd like a pair of INSANE EYESLICER SUNGLASSES. Plus, all the swag of the $50 reward level and lower.

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    Episode 216: Freedom

    NEW REWARD! And this one might be our favorite of all: back at this level and Vanessa and Dan will make you a PERSONALIZED MIXTAPE, sent to you on an actual cassette (none of that Spotify playlist garbage). Plus, all of the swag at the $50 and lower reward tiers.

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    Episode 218: Pool Hall Blues

    So you like swag, eh?? Well have all the swag in the world!!

    Along with the entire first season, we'll send you a SWEET EYESLICER TOTE BAG sure to make all the other kids at school piss-their-pants-jealous. Inside you'll find a PERSONALIZED THANK YOU LETTER and maybe even a cursed object or two.

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    Episode 301: The Leap Home (Part One)

    Do you party? If so, join us in NYC for a RELEASE PARTY and PREVIEW SCREENING. We're going to turn off all the lights, blast death metal and then all do the lindyhop.

    Plus - Dan and Vanessa will serve you ICE CREAM straight outta the tub.

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    Episode 304: One Strobe Over the Line

    Admit it - you crave eternal humiliation for your obsession with transgressive art. Well good news - we're adding you to a special section of the season one credits called THE SICK WALL OF SLICED FREAKS.

    Just send us your name and headshot. We'll slice your eyes good and proper and add you into the credits. There you'll remain for all eternity for your neighbors to gawk at.

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    Episode 401: The Leap Back

    Your bachelorette pad and/or church basement is going to look pretty sweet with this LIMITED EDITION EYESLICER POSTER, signed by Vanessa & Dan, and featuring custom art designed by one of our filmmakers!!

    And you know what, because there's room in the poster tube, we'll throw in a "collective:unconscious" poster too, just for kicks!

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    Episode 409: A Single Drop of Rain

    You don't want to just watch The Eyeslicer. Admit it - you want to BE INSIDE The Eyeslicer too.

    Well this is the closest you'll ever get: as a FEATURED EXTRA in the series. You'll show up in a bumper, a segment, or who knows, maybe even the opening credits...

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    Episode 417: Roberto!

    'Sup CO-PRODUCER? You heard us right - at this level, you are now officially part of the team, with a rad title and all. To prepare you for this important role, Vanessa will give you a cool haircut (results not guaranteed).

    It's the quickest way possible to ensure that you'll never work in this town again.

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    Episode 522: The Curse of Ptah-Hotep

    Did you grow up watching Matt Pinfield and Kurt Loder thinking "God I wish I was them!!" Well now you can be, because at this level you'll CO-HOST ONE OF THE EPISODES OF THE SHOW (we get to choose your outfit, though).

    Just think about the bragging rights. You'll be the envy of the entire mall food court.

    (NOTE: You must be in NY and able to work around our shooting schedule!!)

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    Episode 503: Leaping of the Shrew

    You are now officially our ASSOCIATE PRODUCER.

    To say thanks, Dan and Vanessa will come over to your apartment (as long as it's in NY) and Dan will clean for you while Vanessa prepares a classy four-course meal. If you have a piano we will try our best to play it. Or not. Whichever you prefer. You're the Associate Producer, after all.

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    Episode 512: A Tale of Two Sweeties

    You know how at the end of a TV show, after the credits, there's usually a quick production company logo (like when the lights turn off in The Simpsons)??

    Well instead of that, at this level, we'll put WHATEVER YOU WANT (up to 2 seconds) at the end of every single episode of season one.

    We reserve the right to reject inflammatory // hate-speechy material, FYI!!!

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    Episode 313: Future Boy

    SPECIAL GUEST REWARD!

    Filmmaker and NY Instagram legend JAY GIAMPIETRO will take you and one friend on a WALKING TOUR of Manhattan's Greenwich Village.

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    SPECTACLE PRIVATE PARTY

    Bask in the IRL glory of Brooklyn's coolest movie theater with up to 28 of your friends during your own private 2 hour rental. We will either assault your senses with the first two episodes of The Eyeslicer or you can watch anything else of your choosing. You are the decider.

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