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    Thanks in the album's well-worded liner notes (physical and digital).

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    Signed copy of THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP, plus BONUS MP3s exclusive to album backers!

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    Signed CD, bonus mp3s, and a bumper sticker that says "CAUSTIC AND ME, BFFS FOR LIFE!" (or something similarly stupid.)

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    Signed CD, bonus mp3s, bumper sticker, and a limited VINYL 7" with ALL NEW TRACKS (and mp3 download info).

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    Everything at the $75 level AND the limited Caustic Bath and Body set of two bars of hand crafted soap (a bacon logo bar and a LADY BUSINESS heart-shaped bar), and "unicorn" scented, glittery body butter! From Spooky Grrrl Bath and Body! High quality and extremely clean-y

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    Everything at the $75 level PLUS I write you a 2-3 page FANFIC TALE (non-porny) of us on an adventure. I don't know, is that reverse fanfic then because I'm the guy who created it? Oh who cares anyway? It'll be big stupid either way.

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    GET A CAUSTIC REMIX! Have a track you want me to remix? Get plowed and record yourself making fart noises? I WILL REMIX IT! Plus you get everything at the $75 level.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Spokane show 8/1) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Los Angeles show 7/28) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Phoenix show 7/27) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (San Francisco show 7/29) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Portland show 7/31) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Seattle show 8/2) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    BE MY DESIGNATED DRINKER ON STAGE! (Las Vegas show 7/26) You and a friend get in the show for free. During the Caustic set you get to sit on the side of the stage and drink all the booze I no longer can (we'll take care of the first couple rounds, too). You get a DESIGNATED DRINKER shirt to wear (and keep), and we'll probably give you a lap dance at some point during the gig...or something. PLUS everything at the $75 level! YOU MUST HAVE A DESIGNATED *DRIVER* TOO. And be 21 or over. Caustic never encourages illegal behavior...publicly.

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    SPONSOR A TRACK! You'll be credited in the liners, get the original demo of the song, and forever have a place in my cholesterol-ridden heart. What? There's MORE? Oui. You'll also get everything at the $75 level as well...and I'll write you a love poem (mildly porny)

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    I COVER A SONG OF YOUR CHOOSING! You give me the song, I cover it. I release it for free and blame you for the whatever hell you've forced me to unleash upon this fine planet. You also get everything at the $75 level and a copy of the cover on a 3" CDR. There's a five minute song max, so I'm not covering the whole damn version of American Pie or something.

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    LET'S MAKE A SONG TOGETHER! Are you a musician and desperate to make sweet, sweet music with me (or just have me do my patented "why is he always screaming?" vocals), then this is the premium for you! We'll work on a song, trading files and lyrics back and forth, and then unleash it on the world! You get to do the final mix, too...unless you want me to. Plus everything at the $75 level!

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    BE ON THE ALBUM! I have two song that need voice samples. I'll tell you what to say (massively porny...okay, not really) and then use the sample for that song. You automatically sponsor that same track and get everything at the $75 level.

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    NAME A NEW CAUSTIC TRACK! I write you a track to be included later on a digital EP/single, and I get a REMIX of that same song done JUST FOR YOU and credit you for the title (racist, homophobic, or sexist titles won't be accepted, but otherwise offensive is super.) Plus everything at the $75 level.

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    I write you a three song EP JUST FOR YOU. I'll make 25 copies on a 3" CDR for you to distribute to whoever you want, all signed and numbered. Plus everything at the $75 level.

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    I will put on a 45 minute live UStream performance for you and whoever you want to give the link to. You help pick the setlist! And no, I will not cyber with you during it. And, of course, everything at the $75 level.

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    LIVE aCAUSTIC PERFORMANCE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM/CLUB/LAUNDROMAT! Dan Clark of The Dark Clan and I will travel to you and do a Caustic acoustic set, which YOU help pick out! U.S. only, and you have to let us crash at your place and raid your fridge. Maybe we'll let you play the wood block, too.

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    LIVE CAUSTIC SHOW IN YOUR BACKYARD/TROPHY ROOM/S&M DUNGEON! Yes, we will travel to your house. We will let you help with the setlist. We will help you get an incredible amount of noise complaints. You provide a decent sound system, aka something better than a karaoke machine. And we get to raid your icebox. (PS- You probably also need to get us an icebox to raid. Ye Olde Timey-er the better.)

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    INTERNATIONAL LIVE SHOW! Same show as the $4000 level, just we need to use our passports more. And you have to show us around your town...unless it sucks.

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    I WRITE YOU A 10 SONG ALBUM. I make you 300 copies to do whatever you want with (I retain the rights to the music, however, so no selling the songs to Carnival Cruises or anything.) You ALSO get an Executive Producer credit on THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP and everything at the $75 level. And I give you the tearaway "stripper" pants I made for Resistanz last year. Sexy...

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    I WRITE YOU A 10 SONG ALBUM. I make you 300 copies to do whatever you want with (same rights stuff as the $9,999 level). You ALSO get an Executive Producer credit on THE MAN WHO COULDN'T STOP and everything at the $75 level. I also get a daisy tattoo on my ankle with your initials next to it. I will keep said tattoo for a minimum of 10 years. It will only be funny to me for a year or two until I completely regret it, so if you hate me this is a great option.

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