BACKGROUND & COMPLETELY NO PROBLEM: Kremlin-approved U.S. Electronic Voting
Remember those hanging chads of your Al Gore, that let your George W Bush start war in Iraq that destabilize planet? That made everyone at Kremlin laugh like vodka fountain on Monday morning. We love that electronic voting machines with no backups or recounts became, how you say, groovy.
Fast forward to Trumpskiland today. Many of your states still rely on electronic voting technology more antiquated and dangerous than Moose and Squirrel.
So that is answer. You Amerikanskis got what you deserved already. Electronic voting.
Now we must hack your vote, then sing about it.
PROJECT: Make song and music-video-style public service announcement: Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da”
Goal is to create and produce:
●a new song Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da”, to be released as a single. May possibly use alternative-fact title, like Putin Has No Shirt On, But Serve Him Anyway.
●a music-video-style public service announcement for Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da”, to be made available in several lengths for different usages
●a website for Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da”
●a promotion and publicity campaign for Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da”, including manufacturing a limited number of CDs and DVDs copies of the single and videos.
Electronic voting is way of future for world domination, but sound better to say harmony. They both synonyms, no?
Once everybody in world is Russian, then who cares about voting.
Like our great leader Joseph Stalin said, 'The people who cast votes don't decide elections... the people who count those votes decide everything.'
So right now, we decide for you. Make it easy on you. Amerikanskis are busy. We understand.
BUDGET: Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da”
The funding goal is $20,000 for this project. The budget breakout is as follows:
$2,000 or 10% goes to Kickstarter and bank transfer fees
$2,000 or 10% goes to KGB winter picnic
This leaves a $16,000 operating budget as follows:
$2,500 goes to creating, producing and mastering the Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da” song and gets it released as a single
$7,500 goes to video creation and production of Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da” music-video-style PSAs available in different lengths for different audiences
$1,000 goes to creating, producing and hosting Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da” website at www.JustSayDa.org
$5,000 goes to manufacturing a limited number of promotional CDs / DVDs along with a promotion kit, publicity efforts and mailing costs for the Amerikanskis: “Just Say Da” public service announcement propaganda campaign
Risks and challenges
Amerikanskis could get woke and switch over to voting on paper. That would prevent hacking and give the ability to recount... bad for Mother Russia.
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