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ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, MAKE BOOK! IT FULL OF AWESOME WORDS AND ART!

GET READY FOR ... READING!

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SPEND PAST 3 YEARS TEACHING WORLD HOW TO BE AWESOME.

NOW IT TIME TO PUT AWESOME ON PAPER, SO PUNY WORLD NOT FORGET.

THIS PROJECT CREATE FIRST EVER FAKEGRIMLOCK BOOK. BOOK CONTAIN MOST FAMOUS THINGS ME WRITE, LIKE MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY, STARTUP IS VISION, BE ON FIRE, STARTUP YOU, AND BECAUSE AWESOME.

ALSO CONTAIN BRAND NEW WORDS AND ART NO ONE SEE BEFORE.

PARTIAL TABLE OF CONTENTS:

- BUT FIRST, THERE MORE
- MINIMUM VIABLE PERSONALITY
- BE ON FIRE
- STARTUP IS VISION
- DINO GUIDE TO DATING
- STARTUP YOU
- SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS PART 1 (BUILD RIGHT THING)
- BECAUSE AWESOME
- SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS PART 2 (BUILD RIGHT TEAM)
- WIN LIKE STUPID
- SECRET LAWS OF STARTUPS PART 3 (BUILD RIGHT WAY)
- HOW TO SOCIAL
- STARTUP HIPSTER IDENTIFICATION CHART
- BE PRO-AWESOME
- OFFICIAL FIELD GUIDE TO IDIOTS
- STARTUPS ARE WRONG
- HOW ME DID IT
- ONE MORE THING

THE MICROPOSTERS

SOME LEVELS GET MICROPOSTERS! THESE SMALL POSTERS, PERFECT SIZE FOR CUBE, OFFICE, OR STAPLE TO FACE OF ENEMIES. THEM COMBINATION OF REMASTERED, REDRAWN, AND COLORIZED EXISTING ART, AND BRAND NEW ART!

HERE 4 THAT COME WITH NORMAL MICROPOSTER PACK AT $75 BACKER LEVEL.


HERE 8 EXTRA POSTERS COME IN MEGAPACK

3D PRINTED FAKEGRIMLOCK ACTION FIGURES

YOU WANT OWN FAKEGRIMLOCK FIGURE FOR DESK? NOW IT POSSIBLE! 

ME TEAM WITH MODIBOT TO MAKE OWN MODILOCK! GET ONE FOR YOU WITH SPECIAL BACKER LEVELS THAT INCLUDE ONE! IT BUILT OF STANDARD MODI PARTS, SO YOU CAN MODIFY ANY WAY YOU WANT!

GET MODILOCK AT THESE BACKER LEVELS!

  • $74
  • $99
  • $124


EVERY BACKER AT $500 LEVEL OR ABOVE GET ONE MODILOCK ADDED TO THEIR REWARDS AUTOMATICALLY.

THIS PROTOTYPE. FINAL IS ALL WHITE COLOR.
THIS PROTOTYPE. FINAL IS ALL WHITE COLOR.

PREVIEW OF 3D MODILOCK FIGURE

3D PRINTED FAKEGRIMLOCK HEADS

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, TEAM UP WITH B9 CREATOR TO MAKE 20 3D PRINTED FAKEGRIMLOCK HEADS. THEM EXACT DUPLICATES OF REAL MARK II HEAD, EXCEPT MUCH SMALLER, RED, AND FILLED WITH SLIGHTLY LESS AWESOME.

EACH ONE ROUGHLY 1.5" X 1". HAS HOLE SO CAN PUT ON PEN. OR REPLACE HEAD OF FORMERLY FAVORITE ACTION FIGURE.

THERE SPECIAL DONOR LEVELS FOR THIS, THEM ONLY ONES IN UNIVERSE GET COPY.

2 BIGGER ONES EXIST. THOSE GO TO THE 2 LEGENDARY LEVEL BACKERS.

GREY HEADS

ME JUST GET SET OF GREY 3D HEADS FROM AWESOME HUMANS AT SHAPEWAYS.COM! ONLY 16 AVAILABE AT $116 LEVEL. THESE CAN SHIP ANYWHERE IN WORLD.

ABOUT 2" LONG, CAN PUT ON END OF PENCIL. OR FENCING BLADE.
ABOUT 2" LONG, CAN PUT ON END OF PENCIL. OR FENCING BLADE.

3D GRIMQUOTE SIGNS

NOW YOU CAN HAVE FAMOUS QUOTE BY ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ON WALL. IN 3D!

EACH SIGN COME WITH RANDOM FAMOUS TWEET FROM GREATEST ROBOT DINOSAUR IN UNIVERSE, IN COLOR YOU CHOOSE.

SIGN MADE BY AWESOME HUMANS AT MAKERBOT. YOU WILL GO TO THEIR SITE FOR SET OPTIONS AND ADD SHIPPING.

AVAILABLE IN LOTS OF DIFFERENT COLORS
AVAILABLE IN LOTS OF DIFFERENT COLORS

STRETCH GOALS

THIS NOT JUST ABOUT BOOKS. IT ABOUT MORE. HOW MUCH MORE?

DEPENDS ON HOW BIG IT GET.

BIGGER THIS KICKSTARTER GET, MORE EVERYONE GET.

$15,000 - ACHIEVED!
EVERYONE GET SHEET OF NEW AWESOME DINO STICKERS, INCLUDING REPRINT OF "MADE OF AWESOME" STICKER.

EACH SHEET 6 STICKERS, 2 OF EACH KIND
EACH SHEET 6 STICKERS, 2 OF EACH KIND

$20,000 - ACHIEVED!
FREE BLACK AND WHITE "BECAUSE AWESOME!" MINI POSTER FOR EVERYONE.

$30,000 - ACHIEVED!
"BECAUSE AWESOME" MINI POSTER UPGRADE TO COLOR.

$40,000 - ACHIEVED!
BOOK GO HARDCOVER, ME ADD 2 UNSEEN CHAPTERS, "KILL THE IDEA PEOPLE" AND "GO TO THE FIRE", 12 MORE DRAWINGS, 2 PAGES OF OTHER THINGS, FOR MORE AWESOMENESS!

$50,000 - ACHIEVED!
EVERYONE GET FREE “MAKE MORE AWESOME” T-SHIRT

$55,000
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DELIVER CASE OF 400 COPIES OF BOOK OF AWESOME TO HACKER DOJO, FOR MAKE NERDY HACKER HUMANS MORE AWESOME!

$60,000
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, DELIVER CASE OF 500 COPIES OF BOOK OF AWESOME TO CODER DOJO, FOR KIDS LEARNING CODE ALL OVER WORLD!

$65,000
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SEND 200 COPIES OF BOOK TO EACH BUILT IN CITY, TO GIVE TO LOCAL ENTREPRENEURS! BUILT IN CHICAGO, BUILT IN DENVER, AND BUILT IN LA!

$70,000
EVERYONE GET FREE COPY OF 2ND BOOK "ME SAID THIS". IT COLLECTION OF ALL BEST THINGS ME EVER TWEET, WITH 70 NEW DRAWINGS, ALL CREATIVE COMMONS. DIGITAL COPY OF EACH DRAWING (AND WHOLE BOOK) INCLUDED.

$75,000
500 KIDS ACROSS WORLDS GET ONE COPY OF BOOK INSIDE NEXT BOX OF AWESOME! IT CREATE NEXT GENERATION OF HUMANS READY TO CHANGE WORLD!

$80,000
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$90,000
??? - LOCKED

$100,000
EVERYONE RECEIVE FREE COPY OF FULL COLOR BOOK “THE NO EAT CHICKEN” WHEN IT FINISHED. IT FOR TINY HUMAN SPAWN AND BIG HUMANS TOO!

$120,000
EVERYONE RECEIVE FREE COPY OF FULL COLOR BOOK “GO AHEAD, MOVE MY CHEESE” WHEN IT DONE. GOOD FOR YOUNG AND OLD HUMANS.

$140,000
EVERYONE RECEIVE FREE COPY OF FULL COLOR BOOK “THE NIGHT BEFORE AWESOME” WHEN IT DONE. IT GREAT XMAS PRESENT FOR HUMANS, LITTLE OR BIG.

$150,000
??? - LOCKED

$200,000
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$300,000
FAKEGRIMLOCK WORLDWIDE
ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, QUIT STARTUP, SPEND ONE YEAR MAKE AWESOME FAKEGRIMLOCK STUFF. EVERYONE THAT DONATE GET FREE COPY OF EVERYTHING ME MAKE UNTIL APRIL 2014.

$500,000
THE GRIMSTARTER

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, VISIT 6 STARTUPS, CHOSEN FROM DONORS, ONE EVERY OTHER MONTH, SPEND 1 DAY MAKING THEM AWESOME. ME VIDEO AND POST ABOUT EXPERIENCE.

$1,000,000
THE GRIMFUND

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, BECOME ANGEL INVESTOR, INVEST MONEY IN 6 STARTUPS ME VISIT, ONE EVERY OTHER MONTH.

10% OF TOTAL FOR THIS PROJECT GET KICKED FORWARD TO OTHER KICKSTARTER PROJECTS.


DETAILS

HERE DETAILS OF PROJECT.

BOOK IS 9" WIDE, 6" TALL. IT IN BLACK AND WHITE, COLOR COVER. AROUND 200 PAGES.

ALREADY HAVE PRINTER ARRANGED. BOOK LAID OUT. IT GO TO PRINTERS SOON AS KICKSTARTER DONE.

IF BONUS POSTERS AND SHIRTS ACHIEVED, THEM DONE BY TEELAUNCH. THAT MEAN TEELAUNCH PACK AND SHIP, MUCH FASTER THAN IF TINY ROBOT FORELIMBS DO IT.

IF 2ND BOOK STRETCH GOAL REACHED, IT PRINT SAME TIME AS 1ST BOOK. IT ALREADY DONE, READY TO GO.

IF FULL COLOR PICTURE BOOKS STRETCH GOALS REACHED, ME HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THEM DONE. IT PROBABLY TAKE A WHILE.

OVERSEAS SHIPPING RATES ATTACHED TO DONOR LEVELS.

GRIMSHIRTS PRINTED BY TEELAUNCH!
GRIMSHIRTS PRINTED BY TEELAUNCH!

Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

ALL PUNY CHALLENGES BE DESTROYED!

ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, ITERATE ON PAST FORMULA. THIS TIME EVERYTHING FINISHED BEFORE END OF KICKSTARTER, ALREADY SOURCE PRINTING, HAVE MORE EFFICIENT PACKING AND SHIPPING SET UP.

ME MOST SMARTEST DINO OF ALL!

FAQ

  • YES. EVERY BACKER LEVEL GET DIGITAL DOWNLOADS OF EVERYTHING IN PROJECT. ALL OF IT CREATIVE COMMONS, FOR YOU USE IN ANY WAY WANT TO, AS LONG AS ATTRIBUTE FAKEGRIMLOCK.

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  • IF DATE SAY 2014, LIKE ON $500 LEVEL, THEN IT TYPO.

    ALL REWARDS DELIVERED SOON AS CAN, PRODUCTION START IN APRIL. DATES BEST GUESS OF THIS DINO FOR WHEN THAT HAPPEN. EXCEPT WHEN ME PRESSED WRONG BUTTON, THEN THEM JUST MISTAKE.

    KICKSTARTER NOT ALLOW ME TO CHANGE DATES, SO US HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

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  • WHEN KICKSTARTER END, ME SEND OUT SURVEY.

    IT HAVE QUESTION FOR "WHAT NAME YOU WANT TO USE".

    WHATEVER YOU PUT THERE GOES ON DONOR BADGE GRAPHIC, AND IN BOOK.

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  • ME, FAKEGRIMLOCK, SEND SURVEY OUT AT END OF KICKSTARTER. YOU FILL IN WHAT SIZE YOU WANT, ME SEND TO TEELAUNCH, THEM MAKE.

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