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A punk rock love epic that offers a subversive and realistic look at being gay and single in the digital age.
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    Angry Picture of My Dog

    At this ever so economical level, you will receive a digital photo of Charles Winston Cornelius Bojangles Harlow, everyone’s favorite bipolar chihuahua, where he will be snarling at you for only contributing $5 ;)

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    Thank You!

    “Do u like me? Check yes or no...”

    Aw you checked yes! Well in that case, you shall receive a handwritten thank you note. This show is such a labor of love; every little bit helps, and we appreciate every contribution. Even if you are a bit of a cheapskate. ;)

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    Video Message

    A video message from the C&V cast & crew to thank you for your contribution and discuss anything else you’d like us to. (Need dating advice? We got’ch you!)

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    - Handwritten thank you

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    Access to Behind the Scenes Footage

    Don’t miss all the drama. Let’s be honest... put this many homos in a room with long hours and a tight budget, there’s going to be a catfight or two. There shall be laughs, tears, drama, and most likely breaking out in a song or two (Grease 2 sing-a-long! Anybody...?). With this link, you won’t miss a moment of all the hijinks!

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    - Handwritten thank you note
    - Video message

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    Stick It!

    What will make the kids at school jealous? A C&V sticker pack, of course! You’ll receive stickers featuring the logo art, as well as phrases from the show, such as “Hopelessexual”. Though if this is what your kids are bringing to school, you miiiiight need to have some sort of conversation....

    You can stick them in daylight or stick them where the sun don’t shine! 🤗

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    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage

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    *NEW!* C&V Movie Night!

    New reward for our last week! Come hang out with us!

    Join Team C&V at the C&V compound for popcorn and a scary movie night! And yes, we’re the types who scream and talk to the screen... ;) We can decide on the movie, but I’m thinking the seminal 1996 Blockbuster classic, “Pinnocchio’s Revenge”... Just consider us your own personal Mystery Science Theater.

    Transportation not provided. Will take place on a mutually agreed upon night in September or October in NYC.

    Includes all previous rewards.

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    *NEW* Theme Song

    In celebration of hitting the halfway mark, we’ve got a new reward for you guys!!

    We’ve got some talented and kickass people working on the music for the show. So at this level, the C&V music team will write you your own theme song, which we will perform, record, and send to you. Tell us a little about yourself (or a particular occasion you’d like this for), we’ll peruse your social media so we can get a feel for who you are, and we will craft an epic song that’s perfectly suited for you!

    Want to ask that not-so-special someone out in song? We got you! (Though I’ve done this before and, uh... yeah. Didn’t go over so well... But yours totally will!!! 😜)

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    - Angry picture of my dog
    - Thank you note
    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers

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    *NEW* T-Shirt!

    This reward went super quickly so we added more for our final week! A C&V T-shirt with your choice of the logo art, or our epic HOPELESSEXUAL T-shirt!

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    Invite to the C&V BBQ! (+Extra)

    Want to eat, drink, and be merry with your fellow hopelessexuals? Now you can! Come to the C&V launch party cast & crew BBQ! Will take place in NYC (Astoria) sometime around/near September/October. Accommodations/travel not included.

    But WAIT! There’s MORE! You will also get to be an extra in our big bar scene, and have a walk-on role.

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    - Angry picture of my dog
    - Handwritten thank you
    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers

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    Dinner with my Dad

    Let’s be honest... we all know who the real draw is here (and it ain’t me!). You’ll be treated to dinner with me and my dad, where he will I’m sure give you all the life advice you’d like... whether you asked for it or not!

    (Travel to NYC not included)

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    - Angry picture of my dog
    - Handwritten thank you
    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers
    - Tshirt
    - Invite to the BBQ
    - A walk-on/extra role

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    “But Ricky! I wanna be in the show....”

    Aright, moviestar! Put on the concealer and git ready for that closeup! At this level, you will get a one-line part in the show (at least one line), and will be in the trailer. Must be available in NYC around September/October. We’ll do our best to accommodate that it’s a part that’s well suited to you.

    But WAAAAAIT! There’s more! (Doing my best Slap Chop guy voice...) We will also name a character in a future episode after you.

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    - Angry picture of my dog
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    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers
    - Invite to the BBQ
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    Writing Consoltation: Be IN the show!

    This show is all about giving voice to the things we all go through that nobody talks about. It is as much about your lives and your journies as it is about us and ours.

    You will receive a writing consolation with the C&V creative team. Tell us your bad date/relationship stories, and we will write it into a future episode of season one (begins production approximately Spring 2019). Ever wanted to see your story dramatized? Now you can! (If you’re not located in NYC, this can be done over Skype)

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    Speaking Part AND Writing Consolation

    You will get a one-line (at least) role in the trailer, have a character named after you, AND have your story written into an episode of season one. Best of both worlds bitch!

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    - Angry picture of my dog
    - Handwritten thank you
    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers
    - Invite to the BBQ
    - Dinner

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    The C&V Wingman Experience

    Troubles in dating? Allow Team C&V to assist! The main cast will take you out for a night on the town, where we will make it our mission to be your own personal wingman and get you lots of numbers of all the hot ladies/fellas.... or we will make fools of ourselves trying!

    Travel to NYC not included. Can be arranged for a date of your choosing Fall 2018.

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    - Angry picture of my dog
    - Handwritten thank you
    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers
    - T-shirt
    - Invite to the BBQ
    - Dinner
    - A speaking role
    - Character named after you
    - Writing consoltation

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    The Vivian Ward Experience

    That’s right. You give us the same amount of money that Julia Roberts hooked herself out for in Pretty Woman, and we’ll give you... EVERYTHING. 😜

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    C and V and Tee

    (Limited supply)

    What’s behind Door #5? An exclusive hand printed C&V T-shirt! Featuring your choice of the logo, the poster art, or the very descriptive “Hopelessexual” T-shirt.

    Also did you know when people write capital T on Grindr, that means they’re on meth?! Who knew?! So this will be a capital T-shirt without the meth!

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    - Angry picture of my dog
    - Handwritten thank you
    - Video message
    - Behind the scenes footage
    - Stickers!

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