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DONALD TRUMP'S BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR 2020

HELP US FINISH THAT WALL...CALENDAR

DONALD TRUMP'S BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR 2020

HELP US FINISH THAT WALL...CALENDAR

$4,334
pledged of $20,000pledged of $20,000 goal
52
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Fri, November 1 2019 6:59 AM UTC +00:00
Last updated November 1, 2019
 

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    "FORGOTTEN MAN"

    Pledge $2, and we will always remember your generous – sorry, call coming in from Sheldon Adelson! Gotta take this one!

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    POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD

    Want to slide into Donald's DMs the old-fashioned way?

    Each of the six individual 5" x 7" cards in our POSTCARD SIX-PACK contains a beautiful image from our calendar, plus a blank "screen" on the back where you can fit at least 280 characters.

    Our "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" holiday card is 5" x 7" and includes an envelope.

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    NO COLLUSION! NO OBSTRUCTION!

    Pledge $25, and we send you a BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR.

    TRUMP UP YOUR ORDER:
    $20 for each additional calendar.
    $12 for each POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD
    (Orders must be sent to single address.)

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    MAKE CHRISTMAS MERRY AGAIN!

    Pledge $30, and we gift a BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR and companion gift card on your behalf to Donald Trump, any Fox News on-air personality, or a Republican member of Congress. Just let us know who.

    Plus, we'll send our POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD directly to you.

    TRUMP UP YOUR ORDER:
    Want to gift more than one Fox News personality or Republican member of Congress? Add $20 for each additional person. You can also order additional copies at $20 per copy, and have them sent directly to you.

    Includes:
    • GIFTED BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR
    • COMPLIMENTARY GIFT CARD
    • POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD
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    SOME COLLUSION

    You get five calendars sent to you, and five gifted on your behalf to members of the Trump Administration, Fox News on-air personalities, or Republican lawmakers -- just tell us who. Plus, you get the opportunity to collaborate with PR Genius John Barron on an audio script you provide. Maybe it's a voice-mail greeting for your phone. Maybe it's a "warmest congrats" you send to your third wife on your anniversary. Send whatever you want, as long as it's very legal & very cool, and 150 words or less. (All scripts subject to approval.)

    TRUMP UP YOUR ORDER:
    $20 for each additional calendar.
    $12 for each POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD
    (Orders must be sent to single address.)

    Includes:
    • BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR
    • BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR GIFTED TO DONALD TRUMP
    • POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD
    • CUSTOM AUDIO FROM PR GENIUS JOHN BARRON
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    MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU!

    Includes:
    • Giclee Print of "SPACE FARCE" modified to include your likeness
    • BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR
    • POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD
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    VAMPIRE HUNT!

    Includes:
    • BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL CALENDAR
    • POSTCARD SIX-PACK + XMAS CARD
    • Giclee Print of "SOME KIND OF MONSTER" modified to include you
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