Funded! This project was successfully funded on May 8, 2012.

Update #1

TOUR DATES CONFIRMED

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Here are our most excellent of confirmed dates for the tour. Look for us most confidently to be in:

Baltimore, MD - May, 19th as part of the Transmodern Festival

Pittsburgh, PA- May, 27th 7pm at theĀ Modern Formations Gallery

Providence, RI- May, 29th 8pm at theĀ 95 Empire Theater

Portland, ME- May, 30th 8pm at Geno's Bar

Stay tuned for more dates soon!


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